P-F10: Week 7 NFL Bonus Results: Favre-Aid

BONUS QUESTION: Reports suggest that Favre's dong shots may cost him $100M in endorsements. Got any suggestions for potential a future revenue source?
 
I really don’t think there are any winners in the Brett Favre dong-gate. If you don’t agree, maybe you haven’t seen the pictures. I won’t be posting them here, but you can find them on Deadspin. I haven’t seen anything that disturbing since way back in the early aughts when JH (Nothing to Lose) sent me a video of a person getting fkd by a humongous pig.

Bonus results are listed below.

	Team Name	Answer	Points
ANo	Northmen	V8--ever feel like you are leaning to one side? Have a V8 and it'll put you straight! Flip Flops?	Flip flops (Crocks), real strong. +2
GN	Ferments-A-Lot	AT&T	See what I’m getting at? +2
KW	The Swinging Richards	He should talk to John Bobbitt for brainstorming and a cocktail.  He figured out how to make  his...uh...thing...work...for him.	*Squirm*  +2
DW	Bevo XIV	In the spirit of breast cancer awareness month and pink being the color of choice.  How about he coax Pink into bed and take a picture of her breasts and sell them to Perez Hilton.	That is Ms. P!nk to you buddy. +2
KH	Smokey's Bandits	Patenting his pronunciation of awesome or "ow-sum."	Like.  +2
WH	The Cheerios	Dancing With the Stars	Or Real House Dongs. +2
KZ	Duffy	{insert something snarky here}	I accidentally erased KZ’s answer. My bad. +3
CCa	Novacain	The Vatican - he'll find plenty of interest from the Catholic priesthood.	Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!  +2
KS	Large Donkey Circus	Professional Interception Tutor - Private Lessons available (Resume and photos available)	“I’m not only the President, I’m also a client.”  +2
JH	Nothing to Lose	Commercials for "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" undergarments.	So what you are saying is that he’s old.  +2
GF	Kentucky Snowman	Become the new spoke person for Dos Equis.	Un Equis. +2
A-C	The Nine-Five	Write a book titled "I should have quit while I was ahead but my big fat ego wouldn't let me."	Favre would probably enjoy a book about himself.  +2
CCo	Beelzebubbles	Flagpole	I don’t see it. :) +2
DC	Cacti3	I’d have to see the dong first	You are a visual guy, eh?  +2
DD	Dave's Bonus	realcomfortabledongs.com ?	I hope there are on pop-ups on that site.  +2
CG	13 National Championships	He can sell of his most prized possession - his collections of squirrel and nutria-rat hides to the top bidder on ebay since he's such a redneck hillbilly.	Alabama can safely hate on Mississippi and North Louisiana I suppose.  +2
JM	The Red Raiders	Yeah, How about retire from football like he should have done last year and open a nude car dealership like any other washed up retired football player does.	I prefer nude car washes… opened by cheerleaders… in their prime.  +2
JB	Pimp Possee	Midget porn	I don’t think they like being called midgets anymore.  +2
JN	Naked Bootleggers	Endorsement deal with Vivid Entertainment.	You should get negative points for causing me to google that at work. +2
MN	Football is Fun	dong pills	Good fit.  +2
ANe	Accidental Champs	Trojan condoms: "Real. Comfortable. Trojans" ExtenZe: "Natural Male Enhancement gave me the confidence to send a pic of my new pride and joy to my loved ones."	Beer gives you the same confidence. +2
RK	BlitzKrieg	Favre should be able to make up lost revenue by peddling his  schwanschtucher to Cialis, Extenze and the like.	Schwanschtucher… heh. +2
MF	One Man Wolfpack	Guest speaker "how to do what you say you will never do" A group of someones out there would pay to hear that.	Hopefully they pass out a hardcopy of the slides.  +2
Lo	WhooDat4Life	He could always try to get and endorsement deal with Extenze and send a before pic with her reporting him and then an after pic with her walking out of a bedroom after him.	I’ve never tried that Extenze stuff because they never really show the results in the ads.  +2
AP	Gig'em	He could endorse a camera company...like Ashton K!	Someone needs to help him with proper use of light in his photos. Just saying.  +2