Sunday, October 31, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

P-F10: Week 8 NCAA Bonus Results - Choose Your Own Bonus Question

This week's NCAA bonus question was part Choose Your Own Adventure and part Why Do I Have To Come Up With All The Content?!

WEEK 8 NCAA BONUS QUESTION: Here is your big chance. Submit your own NCAA related bonus question. I may use it in an upcoming week. (0-10 points)

I'm going to score these based on my opinion, but at the end I'll let you guys vote for the question you'd like to see for next week (you can't vote for your own). My absolute favorites aren't going to score many point, but they were definitely the "I'm busy" or blank answers. Yep, that's pretty much the way I feel on Wednesday night, 4 beers in, at midnight when someone emails me to remind me that I haven't posted the card yet... but I know what I signed up for.

Name: Answer
My comments 

ANo, Northmen: Why do you think UGA is so darn cute? ;-)
I'm not surprised with this submission. You guys should know that she's never picked against Georgia. I don't know what they are ATS, but hopefully for Amanda's sake they are over .500. 
+7 (She said that if I didn't give her 10, then I'd be showing favoritism (or the opposite?). Maybe she won't read this :)

GN, Fements-A-Lot: Here is your big chance. Submit your own NCAA related bonus question. I may use it in an upcoming week.
Haha! Get it?

KW, The Swinging Richards: Multiple Choice -
Why does Corso insist on shaking around that unsharpened pencil?
A)  He has Bob Dole hand.
B)  He has an obsession holding coated wood with rubber on the end.
C)  While he understands that magic isn't real, he still dreams of becoming Merlin or Dumbledore.
D)  It's really shank, he's dealing to kids at Gameday.
E)  Other______________________________________
Super strong. I don't know why I lean toward the one with wood and rubber in it.

DW, Bevo XIV: If you were a top high school recruit and had offers from every school in the nation, where would you commit and why.  You cannot commit to any university you attended.
Very thought provoking. I can't wait to find out which SEC school all our SEC alums pick :)

KH, Smokey's Bandits: Who is the absolute WORST college football announcer and why?  And what is the absolute WORST college football pre-game, in-game, or post-game segment and why?  (e.g., Dr. Lou, Judge Reece, Griese Spoon, etc.)
I like this question, but I know the league, and like no one besides RK and DW will answer this. CJ will say something nasty instead. KS will mention Erin Andrews, kolaches, donkeys, or something that includes all of them. ANo will tell me that the question sucks and wonder why I didn't pick something about mascots. And wait a minute, are you trying to say that Dr. Lou is not pure genius?!?!?

WH, The Cheerios: In which college football personality's house would you most like to hide a dirty diaper? (player, coach, announcer, reporter, tv host, etc.)
This question got the hamster in my head spastically running in his little wheel.

KS, Large Donkey Circus: Donkey pulled wooden cart or Sooner Schooner, discuss.
I approve.

JH, Nothing to Lose: Who will win the Big 12?
Baylor, next? How about, who is better: The Big 12 or the SEC? :)

CCo, Beelzebubbles: If you could design the perfect cheerleader outfit for your alma mater what would it look like? Please feel free to use words like ruching and tucking.
This question is insensitive, because the Aggies aren't into female cheerleaders.

CG, 13 National Championships: What cheerleaders are hotter than cheerleaders that wear chaps?
This is a trick question, because it is universally known that cheerleaders with chaps on are just about the greatest thing invented since the football itself.

JB, Pimp Possee: Who will have more national championships over the next 10 years?
1. USC Trojans
2. Florida Gators
3. Alabama Crimson Tide
4. Tennessee Volunteer women's basketball team
I would have to Google the women's basketball results. Just saying.

JN, Naked Bootleggers: College Gameday is visiting your favorite campus.  How do you make sure that Lee Corso does not make it to the stage?
Haha! Like.

MN, Football is Fun: Who is the greatest college football player of all-time:  Earl Campbell, Ricky Williams or Vince Young?
Tough choice man. Tough choice.

ANe, Accidental Champs: Which school will maintain their current BCS ranking? (could also ask which school will move up or down in the rankings)
I like the up/down idea. I think I've done a "movers and shakers" version before. I might figure how to work this in.

RK, BlitzKrieg: Matt Millen was unquestionably the worst executive in NFL history.  It now appears that ABC/ESPN is positioning him and his equally awful partner, Sean McDonough, as the number two broadcast team for Saturday football.  I cannot think of a worse broadcasting scenario than McDonough and Millen doing the A game every Saturday.  What is your nightmare college football broadcasting scenario?
Trick question. The McDonough/Millen pair is the worst. Period.

MF, One Man Wolfpack: Should preseason polls not exist until  week 4 or 5?
If there is a playoff, I don't care. For the polls that matter, they probably shouldn't.
+6 for answer (+4 because I left this out of my original post and had to be reminded by Mike that I fkd up).

Lo, WhooDat4Life: Okay guys here is a weird one, which state will have the most winning teams next weekend...Texas, Florida or Alabama?
I like it, but do I have to do the tally?

AP, Gig'em: Which tradition is better? Squeezing your balls or whooping in like an injured animal?
Nah, that was not right... I made that up. Anu's real question was:
What tastes better: Bat guano or squirrel jerky?
Dude, sorry guys. That was me again. Anu's really real question was:
Sexier icon: Corps guy, the Sarge guy, or that dog?
Damnit, seriously guys, this is Anu's for really realz question:
Pick 2 or 3 games that will start at the same time and ask which team will score the first touchdown out of all the 2 or 3 games. If the team you picked scores before it's opponent, you get 2 points...if your team scores before all the other teams out of the 2 or 3 games, you get 5 points.
This is actually kind of a cool question, but it would be pretty hard for me to keep tabs, since I'm usually drinking, wrestling little kids, or drinking while wrestling little kids while watching college football.

KZ, CCa, GF, A-C, DC, DD, JM: No answer, er question.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

P-F10: Week 8 NFL Results

(last updated 10/26/10 6:48 PM)


Brett confirms leaving the phone messages for Sterger (makes sense, umm, I could hear his voice).
Brett denies sending inappropriate pictures to Sterger (he has a point, I have no idea what his dong really looks like. That could have been a dong double).

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 8 NFL Scorecard


Bevo XIV is putting a hurting on the league.

Point summaries for Week 8:
The Northmen (ANo) picked Colt McCoy to lead the Cowboy-like Browns over Pittsburgh last week, but didn't pick them to beat the Saints. If she had, she wold have been the weekly winner. Just saying.

Bevo XIV (DW) extends his lead by another point this week. That's +4 on the nearest competitor folks. Apparently I reverse jinxed Novacain last week ("Novacain (CCa) extended his deficit to -16 on the leader"), because CCa filed a 10 of 14 NFL card and dug himself out of last place. Beelzebubbles is your new Cowboys, errrr I mean last place team.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): ANo, GN, DW, WH, KZ, CCa (!!) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Against the spread pick. Dallas Cowboys -3.5 or NY Giants +3.5?
Winners: Ano, GN, DW, WH, KZ, CCa, KS, A-C, CG, JM, MF, Lo, AP (+3)
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

2Do List:
  • Week 8 Weekend Thoughts - NFL
  • Week 9 NFL Card

Saturday, October 23, 2010

P-F10: Week 8 NCAA Results

(last updated 10/25/10 5:47 PM)

Today is the Independence Brewing Company's 6th anniversary. You like freedom? Buy Independence.
(yeah, I'm an investor. This is the full disclosure or whatever. It's also, like, delicious beer and stuff)

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 8 NCAA Scorecard

You know what is worse than my picks? Texas' offense.

Point summaries for Week 8:
After two straight weeks of sub-double digit performances from the entire league, 13 teams picked in the double digits this week. Thirteen. 

13, that is the number of correct picks from our winner, WhooDat4Life (Lo). 13 also happens to be the amount of National Championships that 'Bama claims. And 13 may be how many they are claiming next year, that is if Auburn has anything to say about it.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): Lo (13) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): KW (11), KZ, CCa (12), KS (11), DC (12), DD (11), CG, JM, JN (11), ANe, Lo (13), AP (12) +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Submit your own NCAA related bonus question.
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

2Do List:
  • Week 8 Weekend Thoughts - NCAA
  • Week 9 NCAA Card

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

P-F10: Week 7 NFL Bonus Results: Favre-Aid

BONUS QUESTION: Reports suggest that Favre's dong shots may cost him $100M in endorsements. Got any suggestions for potential a future revenue source?
I really don’t think there are any winners in the Brett Favre dong-gate. If you don’t agree, maybe you haven’t seen the pictures. I won’t be posting them here, but you can find them on Deadspin. I haven’t seen anything that disturbing since way back in the early aughts when JH (Nothing to Lose) sent me a video of a person getting fkd by a humongous pig.

Bonus results are listed below.

Team Name



V8--ever feel like you are leaning to one side? Have a V8 and it'll put you straight!

Flip Flops?
Flip flops (Crocks), real strong.
See what I’m getting at?
The Swinging Richards
He should talk to John Bobbitt for brainstorming and a cocktail.  He figured
out how to make him.
Bevo XIV
In the spirit of breast cancer
awareness month and pink being the color of choice.  How about he coax Pink into bed and take a picture of her breasts and sell them to Perez Hilton.
That is Ms. P!nk to you buddy.
Smokey's Bandits
Patenting his pronunciation of awesome or "ow-sum."
The Cheerios
Dancing With the Stars
Or Real House Dongs.
{insert something snarky here}
I accidentally erased KZ’s answer.
My bad.

The Vatican - he'll find plenty of interest from the Catholic priesthood.
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! 
Large Donkey Circus
Professional Interception Tutor - Private Lessons available (Resume and photos available)
“I’m not only the President, I’m
also a client.” 

Nothing to Lose
Commercials for "Oops, I
Crapped My Pants" undergarments.
So what you are saying is that he’s

Kentucky Snowman
Become the new spoke person for Dos Equis.
Un Equis.
The Nine-Five
Write a book titled "I should
have quit while I was ahead but my big fat ego wouldn't let me."
Favre would probably enjoy a book about himself. 
I don’t see it. :)
I’d have to see the dong first
You are a visual guy, eh? 
Dave's Bonus ?
I hope there are on pop-ups on
that site. 

13 National Championships
He can sell of his most prized possession - his collections of squirrel and nutria-rat hides to the top
bidder on ebay since he's such a redneck hillbilly.
Alabama can safely hate on Mississippi and North Louisiana I suppose. 
The Red Raiders
Yeah, How about retire from football like he should have done last year and open a nude car dealership like any
other washed up retired football player does.
I prefer nude car washes… opened
by cheerleaders… in their prime. 

Pimp Possee
Midget porn
I don’t think they like being
called midgets anymore. 

Naked Bootleggers
Endorsement deal with Vivid
You should get negative points for
causing me to google that at work. +2
Football is Fun
dong pills
Good fit. 
Accidental Champs
Trojan condoms: "Real.
Comfortable. Trojans"

ExtenZe: "Natural Male Enhancement gave me the
confidence to send a pic of my new pride and joy to
my loved ones."
Beer gives you the same confidence.
Favre should be able to make up lost revenue by peddling his  schwanschtucher to Cialis, Extenze and the like.
One Man Wolfpack
Guest speaker
"how to do what you say you will never do"
A group of someones out there would pay to hear
Hopefully they pass out a hardcopy
of the slides. 

He could always try to get and endorsement deal with Extenze and send a before pic with her reporting him and then an after pic with her walking out of a bedroom after him.
I’ve never tried that Extenze stuff because they never really show the results in the ads. 

He could endorse a camera
Ashton K!

Someone needs to help him with proper
use of light in his photos. Just saying. 


Sunday, October 17, 2010

P-F10: Week 7 NFL Results

(last updated 10/21/10 11:38 AM)

More stuff will go here... promise.

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 7 NFL Scorecard

If the text above was a little underwhelming to you, how about what may go here?

Point summaries for Week 7:
I'm a little disappointed that only The Northmen (ANo) picked Colt McCoy to beat the Roethlisbergers. The league average was up over 2 picks from the dismal week before. Pat yourselves on the back for that. Bevo XIV (DW) extended his lead to +3 on the competition. Novacain (CCa) extended his deficit to -16 on the leader.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): One Man Wolfpack, MF (8) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Stay tuned.
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

P-F10: Week 7 NCAA Results

(last updated 10/21/10 9:30 PM)

Did you hear the one about the Cornhusker beating the Longhorn? Me either. Maybe we'll have a story to tell this evening.

So, so sad.
(1 win in the last 11 tries. Good luck in the Big Ten.) 

When I preface this picture with "I don't want to kick someone when they are down," what I really mean is the opposite. Apparently Zazzle lets you edit other people's t-shirt designs. I could (and may) spend many more hours today having fun, but for now, I present you the results of 5 minutes of work.

0-4 on their home field vs. Texas

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 7 NCAA Scorecard

GF text messaged me a picture of his picks this week. Disgusting dude.

Point summaries for Week 7:
It has apparently become impossible to reach double digits in weekly NCAA picks. The top of our leaderboard isn't complaining. The top three NCAA pickers scored a 5, 6, and 6 respectively.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): DW, CG, ANe, RK (2nd straight week) (9) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): None +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: High stakes bonus pick. Ohio State -4.5/Wisconsin +4.5
Winners (Paid 2:1): DW (+2), WH (+6), KZ (+4), JH (+2), CG (+4)
Losers: ANo (-1), GN (-1), KW (-3), KH (-3), CCa (-3), KS (-3), GF (-3), A-C (-3), CCo (-3), DC (-3), DD (-3), JM (-3), JB (-3), JN (-1), MN (-3), ANe (-3), RK (-3), MF (-3), Lo (-3), AP (-3)
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Fading Las Vegas:
I laid some pretend money down on a few games this week.
Texas @ Nebraska, Texas (+315) moneyline. Texas 20, UNL 13. WIN!
North Carolina St. @ East Carolina +7, NC State 27 - ECU 33. WIN!

2Do List:

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

P-F10: Week 7 Cards

(updated 10/13/10 9:51 PM)

NCAA Pick'em

NFL Pick'em

The Weekend That Was - NFL Edition (October 10, 2010)

In my opinion, there was pretty much only one thing that happened last week... my dong... well not *my* dong, it's the name of the song.

Possibly the greatest video I've ever posted here.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

P-F10: Week 6 NFL Results

(last updated 10/13/10 9:56 PM)

I'm pro breast cancer as much as the next guy, but seriously NFL? Pink two weeks in a row?
The way he licked his lips and touched my hips
I knew that he was slick. You make me sick. - P!nk
(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 6 NFL Scorecard

Let's see who is winning this thing? Oh not me? Never mind then.

Point summaries for Week 6:
Two straight late card submissions is sinking Smokey's Bandits (KH). Bevo XIV (DW) now has the top spot all to himself. Who else is doing well? Not Novacain (CCa), that's for sure.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): AN, KW, DW (2nd week in a row), JH (8) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: More combined INTs... Young (0)/Romo (3) = 3, Favre (1)/Sanchez (0) = 1. Bonus Question Winners: WH, GF, DC, RK, MF, Lo, AP +3
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

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Saturday, October 9, 2010

P-F10: Week 6 NCAA Results

(last updated 10/13/10 9:54 PM)

I just got done looking at Brett Farve's junk. Hmmm.

In other football news... Local predictions: Texas stomps a mudhole in the bye week. LSU, A&M, and Tech BAMA go home with mudholes.

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 6 NCAA Scorecard

I just clicked on the scorecard link and took a look at KW's picks... you guys are fkd.

Some Live Game Watching Thoughts:
11:14AM - Holy sh!t. There is (almost) literally no one at the Baylor/Tech game at the Cotton Bowl. Well done Lubbock and Waco. TV is wisely showing field-only shots or really tight shots of the stands. They just flashed an un-focused crowd shot... like, if I squint my eyes it looks like there are twice as many people (50 maybe).
11:20AM - The announcers are calling Robert Griffin "RG3." I don't know why that bothers me, but it does.
11:25AM - Baylor-Texas Tech: "It is like one big cage match of small dudes looking to prove themselves." I stole that off the internets. Funny.
11:29AM - How about some SEC news... this is the first time since 1906 when Tennessee and Georgia enter this game where both team have losing records. Whoa.
11:33AM - Tech tries on on-sides kick, it doesn't go 10 yards, Red Raider players stare at it, Baylor dude picks the ball up and runs it into the endzone. Huge mental fail. Huge coaching fail. I will find a video of this for the weekly wrap-up.
UPDATE: Found it.

11:52AM - Jim Knox just interviewed a pig, and the pig said "eeeerrrrrrraaaaaallooooossssseeeerrrrr." At least that's my phonetic pig translation.
"The Pig Whisperer" is a better nickname than "Ball sweat guy"
12:47PM - Week 6 Card halftime scores:
1-4 Georgia kicking some Vol arse, 27-7
Tech and Baylor are playing video games, Tech 35-28 (o/u on this game is 64... almost covered in 1st half!)
Why did I pick Penn St. -7.5!?, Illinoisians 20-13
1:05PM - Post lunch... 2nd half of morning games... nap time. Out.
2:56PM - Twos and twos of people witness the Red Raiders beat the worst team in the Big XII South. I woke up and caught the end.
3:00PM - What's next? Six afternoon games on the card are on TV right now. I have 4 TVs in the living room and a laptop. Watching Ark/tamu (sound), Pitt/ND, UCLA/Cal, Bama/USC, and Mich St/Mich (laptop). Life is good right now. I've got the Arkys -5.5 on FLV. Oink Oink mthrfkrs.
3:10PM - Wow, there are a lot of girls in the Jerryworld stands that, ummm, wear pants.
3:15PM - Tuned the aggy game off the main TV. South Carolina 14, Bama 3. I'm not rooting against Bama, but there is an instant interest whenever a #1 is behind on the scoreboard. If my pick was based on who I want to win, the Old Ball Coach or Saban, I'm all in for the OBC.
3:55PM - Not on the card, but... Louisville rings Memphis' Belle. The game was Louisville -16.5. Final score: Louisville 56, Memphis 0. Oye.
4:20PM - Note to self, find youtube video of Stephen Garcia running the throw-the-ball-out-of-the-back-of-the-end-zone drill. Bizarre.
4:48PM - There is a pretty good looking coed with a Michigan State jersey on in the stands... with a football jersey meant for shoulder pads on. The official stance on of on shoulder pads for women is "oh hell no sisters."
4:57PM - Holy crap my picks suck today.
5:38PM - The video below is called "Ugly Ass Michigan Fan." That is really mean, but uhhh, seriously, is there a better name? Maybe "Zombies have in fact invaded Michigan Stadium"

6:00PM - Greg McElroy's streak ends. I'm actually kind of glad we're past that.
6:20PM - "I've got the Arkys -5.5 on FLV. Oink Oink mthrfkrs." WIN!
6:34PM - Next FLV wager... I'm not going to say Go Gatah or anything, but I have LSU @ Florida, Under 42.5. That's a statement of what I think of both offenses, not both defenses.9:11PM - Aaaaaaaand, with 14:06 still left on the clock, there goes my bet on the under. It may be fake money, but I feel like a LOSER right now.

9:55PM - Holy. Crap. LSU.

Point summaries for Week 6:
I'm not saying the scores were really low this week (avg=5). I'm just saying the scores think this font is HUGE.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): BlitzKrieg - RK (9) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): None +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Higher total in Dallas, Baylor/Texas Tech (Total=83) or A&M/Arkansas (Total=41). Winners: KW, WH, CCa, KS, JH, CCo, JM, JB, JN, RK
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

2Do List:

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Weekend That Was - NFL Edition (October 3, 2010)

(updated 10/7/10 9:21 AM)
I just realized I left this post in draft status all week. Anyway, I've got some videos.

Angry defensive backs try to make Jordan Shipley's head explode. That hit was so hard Shipley probably forgot to call Colt Sunday night after the game.

The Giants had like 10 sacks last week (I think... I don't really do a lot of homework for TWTW). After one of them, we got the new football celebration dance sensation, the "don't tase me bro."

ARIAN FOSTER!!! - Gus Johnson

Bernard Pollard is an animal.

If you have a little time to spend with us today, check out this Bernard Pollard interview. It will get you pumped, Braveheart or 300 style. By the end, you'll be knocking the piss out of some coworker. Just saying.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Weekend That Was - NCAA Edition (October 2, 2010)

The rumors of me dying from a shetland pony accident are greatly exaggerated. 

Stuff from the weekend.

Texas is out of the Top 25 for the first time since October 2000. Over a decade old streak... gone. There, I said it.

Texas Tech got throttled by Iowa State this weekend?! I'm nervous about Texas playing Iowa State now.

I wasn't big on Oregon, mostly because I hate their uniforms and it's hard to take a duck seriously. From the looks of the polls (Oregon is now 3rd in both polls), Boise and TCU are on the outside looking in unless tOSU and Oregon both lose. Fk the BCS anyway. (I just want you guys to know where I stand.)

Air Force is ranked... that's cool and stuff. You know what isn't cool? The fact Air Force is not "The Jets"!!! I'll never understand.

Who is the most overrated team in the polls right now? I say LSU. What say you?

Best catch of the week.

This is great... Double Rainbow Guy Watches Denard Robinson Play

Sunday, October 3, 2010

P-F10: Week 5 NFL Results

(last updated 10/7/10 3:21 PM)

Was 8 beers and 4 or 5 glasses of wine too much yesterday? Not after losing to ou. I think I'm better now.

What's going on with this week's NFL picks you say? I got your link right here buddy.

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 5 NFL Scorecard
(h/t AP for finding a mistake here +0)


GF hasn't won the NFL contest since his first year in the league... 9 years ago. Could a simple team name change break the Pick'em winner's jinx?

Not happy with the results? I'm sure it was the refs fault.
Fk neutral zone infractions
Point summaries for Week 5:
All I would like to point out is Novacain's fall from grace. Dead last. The Pick'em winner's curse is strong.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): DW - Bevo XIV (11) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Week 5 NFL Parlay. Winning Teams (pick any combo of 3): CLE, BAL, HOU, NYG, NE. Bonus Question Winners: ANo, KH, DC +10
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

2Do List:

Saturday, October 2, 2010

P-F10: Week 5 NCAA Results

(last updated 10/7/10 3:21 PM)

I just checked the TV schedule... it looks like there are a couple decent games on today.

But are there adult beverages to drink? Just checked... apparently I have a modest supply.

Have you checked this week's scorecard? Why not?

(click link below to see the full scorecard)
Week 5 NCAA Scorecard

Will KW's reign end? Is it too early for a jinx? Probably.

Point summaries for Week 5:
Once again, this week was a terrible week for scoring... and I'm not talking about on the football field... or whatever you guys may do in your spare time. Last week's average score was around 6.  This week we improved by 1 pick. Texas offensive coordinator Greg Davis might be able to score more points.

I suppose what really matters is relative performance, and based on that criteria, KW still doing relatively well. His Swinging Richards are picking 60% against the spread. Check that. That's better than relatively good.

The biggest gainers of the week were The Nine-Five (A-C) and Pimp Possee (JB) who each gained 12 spots on the Leaderboard. The biggest loser was Bevo XIV who, based on an email, is aware how bad his prognostications for Week 5 were. Like 4 of 15 bad.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): Pimp Possee - JB (10) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): JB (10) +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Week 5 Parlay (Pick 3). Winning teams were Oklahoma -3.5, Oregon -6.5, Alabama -7.5, Boise St -43.5, Iowa State +7.5. The most popular parlay was okies, ducks, tide... fwiw. KW, GF, A-C, JB, ANe, Lo, AP +10
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Fading Las Vegas:
I use my real money on beer (for me) and day care (for the kids). Below are my virtual FLV bankroll bets for this Week 5.
  1. Tennessee +16.5 @ LSU: $350.00 - LSU's offense + the game being played during the day = no way LSU was going to cover. UT 14, LSU 16. WIN!!
  2. Tennessee/LSU Under 43.5: $150.00 - Again, there is no way LSU or Tennessee puts that many points on the board (see above). WIN!!
  3. Wisconsin -2 @ Michigan St.: $150.00 - I broke my ban of betting on the schizophrenic Badgers for this no brainer. Wisconsin is pretty good. But wait, they fkd me. Cheese 24, Mich St 34. LOSS!
  4. Oklahoma/Texas Under 47.5: $150.00 - For emotional reasons, I don't like to bet on the game, but it seems like this is a lot of points for a horrible Texas offense and a mediocre okie offense to score. However, Texas tried to come back at the end and lost me this bet with their final FG (game total = 48!). Blah. loss.
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