Monday, December 31, 2012

P-F12: Remember this one? Week 13 NFL Bonus

What Thanksgiving dish are you most thankful for?

Team NameAnswerComment
14 National ChampionshipsCGAll of it son!!! Pie...All of the pie. Or all of it, and pie too? +3
A NorthmenANopumpkin pie : -) I have a bit of a sweet tooth I don't know how you eat it w/o Cool Whip. +3
BeelzebubblesCCoDish networkHaa! +4
Bevo XIVDWThe big bird!Does Big Bird taste like chicken? +3
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJCSweet potatoes!Do you like them with all the marshmallows? I'm going to assume that is your favorite part, and that makes this only worth +3
ChicaineryCCaBaked sweet potatoes with pecans and brown sugar.That's what I'm saying. +4
Chumlee BanditosKPTurkeyTurkey needs help to be real good… you gotta admit. +3
Double DDDTurkey and turkey gravy. Because they're just that good.Gravy needs a little turkey. Turkey needs a lot of gravy. +3
Ferments-A-LotGNGravy. Good on everything.Everything. +3
Gig'em!APCranberry Sauce...I know you can get it year around, but it just tastes sooo damn good on Turkey Day!Agreed. +3
JoeMama_TheGreekJHuPumpkin pieIf you had said "with Cool Whip," it would have earned you an extra point. +3
Kentucky WildmenGFHomemade dressing. Not that stovetop crap!!! A mix of cornbread, chicken, egg and a whole bunch of other stuff. Top it off with some giblet gravy. Hmm-hmm!!!! That is a true southern dish!!!Love. Dressing. +4
Large Donkey IPAKSI answered this last week! So I will give you another! You know a turducken, right? Well I prefer the EATURDUCK. I won't give it away but it's even better than the kolaches.Duck inside a turkey inside Erin Andrews. If you had said a EAKEVSAGE I would have given you 5 points. +4
Levain's CookiesA-CBourbon. Classic. +3
Mr. SmokeypantsKHPopeye's fried turkey, sweet potato pone, and a little piece of Padma on the sideI got nothing on that. +4
Naked BootleggersJNTurkey, potatoes, green bean casserole, condiment tray, orange jello, pumpkin pie. +4 for "condiment tray"
One Man Wolf PackMFCherry pie Interesting. I'm down. +3
Pimp PosseeJBeFried turkey. So much better that what mom ever madeFried turkey is the truth. +3
Replacement PicksANeBroccoli-cheese casserole! Tastes great and I can pretend it is really good for me!It has all the food groups. +3
SITKNMJHaChocolate pieDoes not have all the food groups. +3
Team AwesomeSETurkeyNeeds an and. +3
The Chex MixersKWCandied sweet potatoes, Let's bake sweet potatoes that have been literally smothered in sugar. Sinfully delicious.Literally. Yes. +3
The Mad BomberKZAs always my moms sweet potato poneBrother and sister both mentioned the same dish. You forgot Padma though. +3
TXH8RDTThe plate. I see what you did there. +3
WhoDat4LifeLoThe mashed sweet potatoes with bourbon...fattening food and liquor!Food and liquor. Lupe Fiasco approves. +3

P-F12: Remember this one? Week 10 NFL Bonus

Name one thing worse than an Eagles/Saints Monday Night Football game.

Team Name
14 National ChampionshipsCGThe saints losing said contestThey won. Yay! +3
A NorthmenANoA double header:
Haa. +3
AccidentChildMNChargers' defense on Monday night?Is that really worse though? Offense! +3
BeelzebubblesCCowarts on your eyeballsYeah. That's worse. +4
Bevo XIVDWThe NHL Strike. It's killing me.If you had said no NHL playoffs, then that would be worse. +3
BlitzKriegRKA Chiefs/Chargers Thursday night game.Thursday>

Monday? +3
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJC1. Coming back from 23-0 deficit only to shit the bed and lose anyway. #cowboys

2. Notre Dame having a shot to play for a national championship. #mirage

3. Honey. Boo. Boo.
Which one of those is bad? +4
ChicaineryCCaA kick in the ass. A kick in the ass is good sometimes. +3
Chumlee BanditosKPJags/Browns

Close second 49ers/Cardinals from Monday night
A little worse. +3
Double DDDA root canal, while watching wnba, and listening to a Lawrence Welk marathon. Oh wait, I think that IS an Eagles/Saints MNF game.Fantastic. +5
Ferments-A-LotGNRegular season Astros games.Just saying. +3
Gig'em!APLSU's defense on the game winning drive last night...Definitely not good. +3
Large Donkey IPAKSCancerCancer jokes are hard to pull off. Definitely bad though. +3
Levain's CookiesA-CAn Obama victory party Tuesday night.All parties are good though. +3
Mr. SmokeypantsKHOne thing? Everything. It's football on a week night. And it's not on PST. Bless you boys! Geaux Saints!! Free Payton!!! Praise Breesus!!!! Progressive exclamations! +4
Naked BootleggersJNHaving to watch Reality TV because there is no football on Monday Night.Honey Boo Boo is good, I hear. +3
One Man Wolf PackMFA chiefs/jaguars Monday night gameVery true. +3
Pimp PosseeJBeChargers/Chiefs Thursday night game....BUT, I will take that over no football!I'd watch XFL. +3
Replacement PicksANeSandusky Waaay worse. +3
SITKNMJHaAn Alabama/LSU National championship gameI like that answer. Most ppl here won't, but I bet you knew that. +4
The Chex MixersKWEating all of your vegetables.Add cheese. +4
The Mad BomberKZLSU calling a timeout before a field goal against bama thus wasting our last timeout and losing the game!!! We had them!! Come on man!+4. I like the thus.
TXH8RDTMy NFL picks!You said it, not me. +3
WhoDat4LifeLoanother bountygate referenceMore –gates! +3


Sunday, December 30, 2012

P-F12: Week 18 NFL Results, Final Week

P-F12 Week 18 NFL Scorecard


Pick 4 Winners from 5 choices. Correct answers - Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Buffalo, Minnesota, Washington (+5)

No correct answers.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

P-F12: Bowl Pick'em Challenge

Here it is. The bowl card is a beast... click the picture to bring up a larger version.

Speaking of super tiny, when you click on the picture, depending on your browser, you may also need to right click and "view image" to be able to zoom.

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

P-F12: Week 18 Card

updated 12/27/12 1:47 PM

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 23, 2012

P-F12: Week 17 NFL Results

text updated 12/25/12 4:35 PM

SCOREBOARD: 2012 Week 17 NFL Card
Week 17 NFL Scoreboard Link


It was a good day for the dog.
AGAINST THE SPREAD: New Orleans Saints +3.5 @ Dallas Cowboys -3.5 (2 pts)
AGAINST THE SPREAD: Minnesota Vikings +7.5 @ Houston Texans -7.5 (2 pts)

Below is a breakdown of the points:
4 pts: DW, RK, CCa, KH, MF, JBe
2 pts: CG, MN, CCo, JC, DD, GN, AP, JHu, JN, ANe, JHa, SE, Lo
0 pts: everyone else.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

P-F12: Week 17 Card

updated 12/20/12 12:27 AM

NFL Pick'em

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

P-F12: MNF Plans, Week 16 NFL Bonus


Your Plan
My Thoughts
14 National ChampionshipsCGWatch the replay of the SEC Championship which was a real football game. RMFT!Damn good football.
A NorthmenANoRun ;-) Any football is good background for running.
AccidentChildMNTo watch Miracle on 34th Street!I believe!
BeelzebubblesCCoI'm ashamed to say. Not even for points?
BlitzKriegRKI plan on sending Fireman Ed a paper bag big enough to fit around his oversized head and hat.Seriously, how is he a thing?
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJCSit around, watch the game, drink a 6 pack, and stick my Tebow voodoo doll full of pins. All in the crotch. You have a Tebow doll. Kewl.
ChicaineryCCaI'll be back in Germany and therefore asleep when the game is played.Right, so there is that.
Chumlee BanditosKPBoring I know but I am going to review my stock portfolio and prepare for the fiscal cliff we are about to go over.I find the cliff pretty scary. Afraid of heights. +3
Double DDDfloss my cat... no... home wallpaper shopping with the wife... oh wait... sheetrock the bathroom... no... schedule a root canal.I see what you did there. Like.

Ferments-A-LotGNLots of Tebowing.+3
Gig'em!APDo laundry and wash my hair.Like, for real? I can't tell.
JoeMama_TheGreekJHuOKC Thunder BasketballDurant! +3
Kentucky WildmenGFPull out my season pass manager and watch Gold Rush. At least they (crew of Gold Rush) are entertaining.I had to google that, but it looks better than the game. +3
Large Donkey IPAKSWatch Chris Johnson lead the way to the fantasy Super Bowl Ha. Nice.
Levain's CookiesA-CWill be out shopping for AFC South Championship gear.Take that, Bud Adams! +3
Monsters of the MidwayJBi
Mr. SmokeypantsKHReport a missing person: TEBOWWWTD? Just win. +3
Naked BootleggersJNI'll probably be playing dolls with my 3 year old. When is her bedtime!? +3
One Man Wolf Pack MFMight watch a qtrSpoiler, it was all boring. +2
Pimp PosseeJBeWatch the 2-11 Chiefs vs. the 3-10 Oakland Raiders first!15-0. Wow.
Replacement PicksANeIf football is on, I am watching it! We are on the last stretch of real sports, can't miss any games no matter who is playing.Word. I watched it.
SITKNMJHaGo to bed early...unless there really are "Tits"!!I thought you were an ass man. +3
Team AwesomeSENot to watch it I don't blame you. +2
The Chex MixersKW
The Mad BomberKZ
WhoDat4LifeLoChristmas Shopping it'll be less painfulBut the way Sanchez runs that offense...

(I should lose points for not posting this sooner, +5)
Bevo XIV (DW): New drinking game:

1 drink
Tebow is shown on camera on bench after a bad play
Tebow takes a snap
Camera shot of Rex Ryan after a bad play
ESPN mentions how Jets need to win to stay in playoff hunt

2 drinks
Rex Ryan seen saying an expletive
Sanchez turns ball over
A quote from a Jets player from the last week is discussed

3 drinks
Sanchez and bench used in same sentence
Fireman Ed referred to
Vince Young is referred to

Chug entire drink
Sanchez runs into linemans butt and fumbles for return TD
Kendall Wright catches a 50+ yard TD pass
Jets win because of Tebow comeback

Sunday, December 16, 2012

P-F12: Week 16 NFL Results

text last updated 12/16/12 1:18 PM

SCORECARD: 2012 Week 16 NFL Card


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

P-F12: Week 16 Card

updated 12/12/12 4:37 PM

NFL Pick'em

P-F12: Houston > Dallas ??

I'm not saying. I just made it a bonus question and will score you on the accuracy of your answer.

Houston is better than Dallas. Bizzaro world, or order restored?

  • Houston will never be better than Dallas. 5 rings baby (AccidentChild, MN)! Ha ha. Rings is the wrong answer. +2
  • SHUTYERFACE RIGHT NOW (Beelzebubbles, CCo)!!! Partial credit. +3
  • Bizzaro world of course. 2nd only to white guys with afros (Double D, DD). Da da da-da da-da da da daaaa da, afro cirucs, afro cirucs, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot +4
  • I would like to introduce you to the five Super Bowl trophies that refute that claim (Naked Bootleggers, JN). In 52 years. +2
  • It's nice to see the little brother win every now and then, so he can remain relevant (Replacement Picks, ANe). I put this answer up here, but it's hard for me to determine who is the little brother in your story. +3
  • Bizzaro World, no doubt (SITKNM, JHa). No diggity. +3
  • Houston who (TXH8R, DT)? You know, that city Oklahoma keeps falling in the Gulf. +3
  • So thankful that the Texans have made Dallas their little bitch in the state. The NFL should make them play every year to demoralize Jerry Jones and his plastic face (14 National Championships, CG). Plastic faces are normal in the D, no? +3
  • Love ya Blue! Order restored (A Northmen, ANo)! Now Houston has bulls on a parade. +3
  • San Antonio > Houston > Dallas. Everyone knows this (Ferments-A-Lot, GN). +3
  • Order restored! Dallas has always thought that they were better in Houston in every way from sports to their traffic. I consider myself a smart guy but when I drive around Dallas I can't ever figure out how I end up in Fort Worth or Arlington...seriously fix your roads Dallas (Chumlee Banditos, KP)! Houston traffic < Dallas traffic < Austin traffic +3
  • Order restored! It took a minute, but the Texans started their journey by beating the Cryboys back in 2002...and now have claimed the best team in Texas status (Gig'em!, AP). There are middle schoolers that have never seen a successful professional football team in Texas. +3
  • Everybody knows Dallas sucks, as long as Jerry Jones is in charge (JoeMama_TheGreek, JHu)! Are you sure it's just not the coach? +3  
  • Restored (Levain’s Cookies, A-C). Well stated. +1
  • It's always been this way (One Man Wolf Pack, MF). Some would say, and the other some.... I'm just the moderator here. +2 
  • Order restored. Dallas is no longer America's team. As long as a ginger, a romo and Mr Burns are running the show (Pimp Possee, JBe). "America's team" has always been a joke. I think we can all agree on that one! +4
  • Order restored!! Dallas only plays well when drug and prostitute induced (WhoDat4Life, Lo). Don't we all. Don't we all. +3  
  • It shall end as it began, the first game in Texans history, baby (Bevo XIV, DW)! Is there time before the Maya apocalypse? +5

  • Who's Texas regardless (Monsters of the Midway, JBi). But is Dallas really Texas? Really? +2
  • Order remains in tact in my reality as long as the Cowboys suck donkey balls. So, I'm good (Bourbon Street Bounty Hunters, JC). Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em... Dallas. +3 
  • Neither one.  I'd say it reflects a normal cycle of ups and downs that all but the most successful or moribund of franchises go through.  Houston will fall short in the playoffs, and both cities will continue to pale in comparison to Austin (Chicainery, CCa). I fell asleep in the middle of this answer. Did anything happen? +3
  • Who gives a F&%^, it's Texas (Large Donkey IPA, KS). You are probably right. Nobody really cares about this stuff. +3

Sunday, December 9, 2012

P-F12: Week 15 NFL Results

text updated 12/10/12 3:50 PM


via 2012 Week 15 NFL Card


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

P-F12: Week 15 Cards

updated 12/5/12 4:45 PM

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 2, 2012

P-F12: Week 14 NFL Results

text updated 12/2/12 7:51 PM

SCORECARD: 2012 Week 14 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard


Saturday, December 1, 2012

P-F12: Week 14 NCAA Results - FINAL WEEK

Updated 12/2/12 11:07 AM

#1 Bliztkrieg
#2 TXH8R

RK made it interesting, but pulled it out in the end. Congrats to you all.



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

P-F12: Week 12 NFL Results

updated 11/20/12 4:39 PM

SCOREBOARD 2012 Week 12 NFL Card


It looks to be a defensive battle on MNF. The over/under is 38.5 as of right Thursday morning. Anyone care to take the over?

I didn't really assign a point value to the NFL question this week, but the game DID go over (by a half point) AND 9 of you guessed that it would go over (to 10 that answered no). I gave the 9 two points each.

CG, MN, RK, CCa, AP, KH, MF, ANe, DT

Saturday, November 17, 2012

P-F12: Week 12 NCAA Results

updated 11/18/12 1:52 PM

APOLOGIES. I wrote last week that the aggies bleeped the SEC's bed. That wasn't shit; that was chocolate, y'all. And we ate it. But Stanford and Baylor bleeped the Pac 12 and Big 12's beds, respectively. No way that is chocolate. It tastes different than the aggies' chocolate.

What?! You have to play the games? Here are some games. 2012 Week 12 NCAA Card (v1.0) - Scorecard

Weekly Winner = 3pts. A-C (10/15 picks).

Double Digit Card (10+) = 3pts. A-C (10)

Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (62% of league) GN, DW, KS, JHa (new, thanks!), CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe


WEEK 12 NCAA BONUS: The holidays are coming up. What are you looking forward to most?

Levain’s Cookies,  A-C: Good  question. I know, that's why I asked it. +1

Replacement Picks, ANe: Mrs. Claus. I'm afraid to ask. +2

A Northmen, ANo: Round the click football. YES! +4

Gig'em!, AP: Time with the Family! Softy. I like that. +3

Chicainery, CCa: Gl├╝hwein an der Weihnachtsmarkt: I had to Google that. For the rest of you guys, that translates to box wine from the corner store. +4

14 National Championships, CG: Being Drunk for 3 days, hopefully watching the Cowboys get their ass beat and eating until I puke. Traditionalist. +4

Double D, DD: 10 days between Cowboy losses. A side dish of hate. +3

TXH8R, DT: WINNING! And tiger blood! +2

Bevo XIV, DW: No work. Word. +3

Kentucky Wildmen, GF: Eating food, sleeping though the pro games, and watching the college games. What, no Cowboys? I thought you were a fan. +3

Ferments-A-Lot, GN: Clearing out the TiVo queue. I've got 100+ hours of work to do. +3

Pimp Possee, JBe: Feast, friends and felacio. Ahhh, the 3 F's of the holidays. +3

Monsters of the Midway, JBi: Holiday Leave. Relax yourself. +3

Bourbon Street Bounty Hunters, JC: The end of the fucking holidays. So I'm going to guess that you aren't into Christmas lights in early November? +2

SITKNM, JHa: Vacation and bowl games. These are a few of my favorite things. +3

JoeMama_TheGreek, JHu: Cranberry Sauce. Only appropriate during the holidays. +3

Mr. Smokeypants, KH: Padma's sweater puppies. I'm I the only one that doesn't understand the Padma thing? +3

Chumlee Banditos, KP: Pecan Pie and Egg Nog (alcoholic variety). I can get down with that.+3

Large Donkey IPA, KS: Homemade mac and cheese. I can really get down with that. +3

The Chex Mixers, KW: Not getting work email. I can't quit emails. +3

The Mad Bomber, KZ: Not working and football. If only both of those things lasted forever. +3

WhoDat4Life, Lo: Afternoon football. Afternoon delight. +3

One Man Wolf Pack, MF: Texans game. Sounds weird, but I like it. +3

AccidentChild, MN: Going to NYC! Nice. +3

BlitzKrieg RK Dressing up as Knecht Ruprecht and beating my kids with a switch. I had no idea that this was even a thing. +4

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Sunday, November 11, 2012

P-F12: Week 11 NFL Results

updated 11/12/12 11:09 PM

The Texans beat da Bears. New Orleans made the '72 Dolphins drink champagne (and almost everyone picked against Atlanta). The Rams and Niners tied. And our leaders have gone from a group of four to a group of three.

SCOREBOARD 2012 Week 11 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard

Weekly Winners = 3pts. RK, CCo, Lo, ANe (11/14 picks).

Double Digit Card (12+) = 3pts. None.

Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (55% of league) GN, DW, KS, CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe

Door #3 = 3 pts
Door #2 = 1 pt
Door #1 = 5 pts

#1 is best y'all. #2 is the worst... first loser. #3 feels pretty good. Below is a fancy trippy chart of the response breakdown.


Saturday, November 10, 2012

P-F12: Week 11 NCAA Results

updated 11/13/12 12:49 PM

Why -- the -- hell -- isn't Louisville in the BCS Championship conversation!? Oh yeah. Now I remember. And also, I found out Indiana isn't going to win the B1G. The rest of you already knew and picked that. What else, what else? Oh, yes, TEXAS AGGIES DRANK BAMA'S AND THE SEC'S MILKSHAKE!! Congrats, Farmers. You bleeped the SEC's bed, but that win seemed pretty sweet.

Hoorah! I've been sitting on that video for months :)


For the 2nd week in a row, I set the low bar for correct picks... but enough about me. Seriously, how about that Texas Longhorn defense?

The league was all over the Wisconsin, South Carolina, Texas, LSU, and Fresno State games. What did they all have in common? The favorites all covered. The games went 8 favs and 7 dogs. On every game that a dog won, the league percentage was under 50%.

You guys like favorites.

You guys like Johnny Football? He ain't the favorite in this play.

... or at least his t-shirt fans aren't... 2012 Week 11 NCAA Card (v1.0) - Scorecard

Weekly Winner = 3pts. JHa, AP (10/15 picks).

Double Digit Card (10+) = 3pts. JHa, AP (10)

Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (55% of league) GN, DW, KS, CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe

Best Bests = (choose your own parlay, straight up):
The Chex Mixers - KW (KSU, OK State, Texas. +1)
TXH8R - DT (OU, South Carolina, ND, UCLA, LSU. +4)
Ferments-A-Lot - GN (USC, South Carolina, OU, LSU, ND, UCLA. +8)
! Chumlee Banditos - KP (OU, ND, LSU, USC, South Carolina, KSU, Texas. +15)


Who is the favorite to win this thing? BlitzKrieg (RK) has a stout 5 point lead. DT, AP, and DW have a legit shot at catching or landing that #2 spot, which pays out also.