Monday, December 31, 2012

P-F12: Remember this one? Week 13 NFL Bonus

What Thanksgiving dish are you most thankful for?

Team NameAnswerComment
14 National ChampionshipsCGAll of it son!!! Pie...All of the pie. Or all of it, and pie too? +3
A NorthmenANopumpkin pie : -) I have a bit of a sweet tooth I don't know how you eat it w/o Cool Whip. +3
BeelzebubblesCCoDish networkHaa! +4
Bevo XIVDWThe big bird!Does Big Bird taste like chicken? +3
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJCSweet potatoes!Do you like them with all the marshmallows? I'm going to assume that is your favorite part, and that makes this only worth +3
ChicaineryCCaBaked sweet potatoes with pecans and brown sugar.That's what I'm saying. +4
Chumlee BanditosKPTurkeyTurkey needs help to be real good… you gotta admit. +3
Double DDDTurkey and turkey gravy. Because they're just that good.Gravy needs a little turkey. Turkey needs a lot of gravy. +3
Ferments-A-LotGNGravy. Good on everything.Everything. +3
Gig'em!APCranberry Sauce...I know you can get it year around, but it just tastes sooo damn good on Turkey Day!Agreed. +3
JoeMama_TheGreekJHuPumpkin pieIf you had said "with Cool Whip," it would have earned you an extra point. +3
Kentucky WildmenGFHomemade dressing. Not that stovetop crap!!! A mix of cornbread, chicken, egg and a whole bunch of other stuff. Top it off with some giblet gravy. Hmm-hmm!!!! That is a true southern dish!!!Love. Dressing. +4
Large Donkey IPAKSI answered this last week! So I will give you another! You know a turducken, right? Well I prefer the EATURDUCK. I won't give it away but it's even better than the kolaches.Duck inside a turkey inside Erin Andrews. If you had said a EAKEVSAGE I would have given you 5 points. +4
Levain's CookiesA-CBourbon. Classic. +3
Mr. SmokeypantsKHPopeye's fried turkey, sweet potato pone, and a little piece of Padma on the sideI got nothing on that. +4
Naked BootleggersJNTurkey, potatoes, green bean casserole, condiment tray, orange jello, pumpkin pie. +4 for "condiment tray"
One Man Wolf PackMFCherry pie Interesting. I'm down. +3
Pimp PosseeJBeFried turkey. So much better that what mom ever madeFried turkey is the truth. +3
Replacement PicksANeBroccoli-cheese casserole! Tastes great and I can pretend it is really good for me!It has all the food groups. +3
SITKNMJHaChocolate pieDoes not have all the food groups. +3
Team AwesomeSETurkeyNeeds an and. +3
The Chex MixersKWCandied sweet potatoes, Let's bake sweet potatoes that have been literally smothered in sugar. Sinfully delicious.Literally. Yes. +3
The Mad BomberKZAs always my moms sweet potato poneBrother and sister both mentioned the same dish. You forgot Padma though. +3
TXH8RDTThe plate. I see what you did there. +3
WhoDat4LifeLoThe mashed sweet potatoes with bourbon...fattening food and liquor!Food and liquor. Lupe Fiasco approves. +3

P-F12: Remember this one? Week 10 NFL Bonus

Name one thing worse than an Eagles/Saints Monday Night Football game.

Team Name
14 National ChampionshipsCGThe saints losing said contestThey won. Yay! +3
A NorthmenANoA double header:
Haa. +3
AccidentChildMNChargers' defense on Monday night?Is that really worse though? Offense! +3
BeelzebubblesCCowarts on your eyeballsYeah. That's worse. +4
Bevo XIVDWThe NHL Strike. It's killing me.If you had said no NHL playoffs, then that would be worse. +3
BlitzKriegRKA Chiefs/Chargers Thursday night game.Thursday>

Monday? +3
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJC1. Coming back from 23-0 deficit only to shit the bed and lose anyway. #cowboys

2. Notre Dame having a shot to play for a national championship. #mirage

3. Honey. Boo. Boo.
Which one of those is bad? +4
ChicaineryCCaA kick in the ass. A kick in the ass is good sometimes. +3
Chumlee BanditosKPJags/Browns

Close second 49ers/Cardinals from Monday night
A little worse. +3
Double DDDA root canal, while watching wnba, and listening to a Lawrence Welk marathon. Oh wait, I think that IS an Eagles/Saints MNF game.Fantastic. +5
Ferments-A-LotGNRegular season Astros games.Just saying. +3
Gig'em!APLSU's defense on the game winning drive last night...Definitely not good. +3
Large Donkey IPAKSCancerCancer jokes are hard to pull off. Definitely bad though. +3
Levain's CookiesA-CAn Obama victory party Tuesday night.All parties are good though. +3
Mr. SmokeypantsKHOne thing? Everything. It's football on a week night. And it's not on PST. Bless you boys! Geaux Saints!! Free Payton!!! Praise Breesus!!!! Progressive exclamations! +4
Naked BootleggersJNHaving to watch Reality TV because there is no football on Monday Night.Honey Boo Boo is good, I hear. +3
One Man Wolf PackMFA chiefs/jaguars Monday night gameVery true. +3
Pimp PosseeJBeChargers/Chiefs Thursday night game....BUT, I will take that over no football!I'd watch XFL. +3
Replacement PicksANeSandusky Waaay worse. +3
SITKNMJHaAn Alabama/LSU National championship gameI like that answer. Most ppl here won't, but I bet you knew that. +4
The Chex MixersKWEating all of your vegetables.Add cheese. +4
The Mad BomberKZLSU calling a timeout before a field goal against bama thus wasting our last timeout and losing the game!!! We had them!! Come on man!+4. I like the thus.
TXH8RDTMy NFL picks!You said it, not me. +3
WhoDat4LifeLoanother bountygate referenceMore –gates! +3


Sunday, December 30, 2012

P-F12: Week 18 NFL Results, Final Week

P-F12 Week 18 NFL Scorecard


Pick 4 Winners from 5 choices. Correct answers - Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Buffalo, Minnesota, Washington (+5)

No correct answers.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

P-F12: Bowl Pick'em Challenge

Here it is. The bowl card is a beast... click the picture to bring up a larger version.

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

P-F12: Week 18 Card

updated 12/27/12 1:47 PM

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 23, 2012

P-F12: Week 17 NFL Results

text updated 12/25/12 4:35 PM

SCOREBOARD: 2012 Week 17 NFL Card
Week 17 NFL Scoreboard Link


It was a good day for the dog.
AGAINST THE SPREAD: New Orleans Saints +3.5 @ Dallas Cowboys -3.5 (2 pts)
AGAINST THE SPREAD: Minnesota Vikings +7.5 @ Houston Texans -7.5 (2 pts)

Below is a breakdown of the points:
4 pts: DW, RK, CCa, KH, MF, JBe
2 pts: CG, MN, CCo, JC, DD, GN, AP, JHu, JN, ANe, JHa, SE, Lo
0 pts: everyone else.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

P-F12: Week 17 Card

updated 12/20/12 12:27 AM

NFL Pick'em

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

P-F12: MNF Plans, Week 16 NFL Bonus


Your Plan
My Thoughts
14 National ChampionshipsCGWatch the replay of the SEC Championship which was a real football game. RMFT!Damn good football.
A NorthmenANoRun ;-) Any football is good background for running.
AccidentChildMNTo watch Miracle on 34th Street!I believe!
BeelzebubblesCCoI'm ashamed to say. Not even for points?
BlitzKriegRKI plan on sending Fireman Ed a paper bag big enough to fit around his oversized head and hat.Seriously, how is he a thing?
Bourbon Street Bounty HuntersJCSit around, watch the game, drink a 6 pack, and stick my Tebow voodoo doll full of pins. All in the crotch. You have a Tebow doll. Kewl.
ChicaineryCCaI'll be back in Germany and therefore asleep when the game is played.Right, so there is that.
Chumlee BanditosKPBoring I know but I am going to review my stock portfolio and prepare for the fiscal cliff we are about to go over.I find the cliff pretty scary. Afraid of heights. +3
Double DDDfloss my cat... no... home wallpaper shopping with the wife... oh wait... sheetrock the bathroom... no... schedule a root canal.I see what you did there. Like.

Ferments-A-LotGNLots of Tebowing.+3
Gig'em!APDo laundry and wash my hair.Like, for real? I can't tell.
JoeMama_TheGreekJHuOKC Thunder BasketballDurant! +3
Kentucky WildmenGFPull out my season pass manager and watch Gold Rush. At least they (crew of Gold Rush) are entertaining.I had to google that, but it looks better than the game. +3
Large Donkey IPAKSWatch Chris Johnson lead the way to the fantasy Super Bowl Ha. Nice.
Levain's CookiesA-CWill be out shopping for AFC South Championship gear.Take that, Bud Adams! +3
Monsters of the MidwayJBi
Mr. SmokeypantsKHReport a missing person: TEBOWWWTD? Just win. +3
Naked BootleggersJNI'll probably be playing dolls with my 3 year old. When is her bedtime!? +3
One Man Wolf Pack MFMight watch a qtrSpoiler, it was all boring. +2
Pimp PosseeJBeWatch the 2-11 Chiefs vs. the 3-10 Oakland Raiders first!15-0. Wow.
Replacement PicksANeIf football is on, I am watching it! We are on the last stretch of real sports, can't miss any games no matter who is playing.Word. I watched it.
SITKNMJHaGo to bed early...unless there really are "Tits"!!I thought you were an ass man. +3
Team AwesomeSENot to watch it I don't blame you. +2
The Chex MixersKW
The Mad BomberKZ
WhoDat4LifeLoChristmas Shopping it'll be less painfulBut the way Sanchez runs that offense...

(I should lose points for not posting this sooner, +5)
Bevo XIV (DW): New drinking game:

1 drink
Tebow is shown on camera on bench after a bad play
Tebow takes a snap
Camera shot of Rex Ryan after a bad play
ESPN mentions how Jets need to win to stay in playoff hunt

2 drinks
Rex Ryan seen saying an expletive
Sanchez turns ball over
A quote from a Jets player from the last week is discussed

3 drinks
Sanchez and bench used in same sentence
Fireman Ed referred to
Vince Young is referred to

Chug entire drink
Sanchez runs into linemans butt and fumbles for return TD
Kendall Wright catches a 50+ yard TD pass
Jets win because of Tebow comeback

Sunday, December 16, 2012

P-F12: Week 16 NFL Results

text last updated 12/16/12 1:18 PM

SCORECARD: 2012 Week 16 NFL Card


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

P-F12: Week 16 Card

updated 12/12/12 4:37 PM

NFL Pick'em

P-F12: Houston > Dallas ??

I'm not saying. I just made it a bonus question and will score you on the accuracy of your answer.

Houston is better than Dallas. Bizzaro world, or order restored?

  • Houston will never be better than Dallas. 5 rings baby (AccidentChild, MN)! Ha ha. Rings is the wrong answer. +2
  • SHUTYERFACE RIGHT NOW (Beelzebubbles, CCo)!!! Partial credit. +3
  • Bizzaro world of course. 2nd only to white guys with afros (Double D, DD). Da da da-da da-da da da daaaa da, afro cirucs, afro cirucs, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot +4
  • I would like to introduce you to the five Super Bowl trophies that refute that claim (Naked Bootleggers, JN). In 52 years. +2
  • It's nice to see the little brother win every now and then, so he can remain relevant (Replacement Picks, ANe). I put this answer up here, but it's hard for me to determine who is the little brother in your story. +3
  • Bizzaro World, no doubt (SITKNM, JHa). No diggity. +3
  • Houston who (TXH8R, DT)? You know, that city Oklahoma keeps falling in the Gulf. +3
  • So thankful that the Texans have made Dallas their little bitch in the state. The NFL should make them play every year to demoralize Jerry Jones and his plastic face (14 National Championships, CG). Plastic faces are normal in the D, no? +3
  • Love ya Blue! Order restored (A Northmen, ANo)! Now Houston has bulls on a parade. +3
  • San Antonio > Houston > Dallas. Everyone knows this (Ferments-A-Lot, GN). +3
  • Order restored! Dallas has always thought that they were better in Houston in every way from sports to their traffic. I consider myself a smart guy but when I drive around Dallas I can't ever figure out how I end up in Fort Worth or Arlington...seriously fix your roads Dallas (Chumlee Banditos, KP)! Houston traffic < Dallas traffic < Austin traffic +3
  • Order restored! It took a minute, but the Texans started their journey by beating the Cryboys back in 2002...and now have claimed the best team in Texas status (Gig'em!, AP). There are middle schoolers that have never seen a successful professional football team in Texas. +3
  • Everybody knows Dallas sucks, as long as Jerry Jones is in charge (JoeMama_TheGreek, JHu)! Are you sure it's just not the coach? +3  
  • Restored (Levain’s Cookies, A-C). Well stated. +1
  • It's always been this way (One Man Wolf Pack, MF). Some would say, and the other some.... I'm just the moderator here. +2 
  • Order restored. Dallas is no longer America's team. As long as a ginger, a romo and Mr Burns are running the show (Pimp Possee, JBe). "America's team" has always been a joke. I think we can all agree on that one! +4
  • Order restored!! Dallas only plays well when drug and prostitute induced (WhoDat4Life, Lo). Don't we all. Don't we all. +3  
  • It shall end as it began, the first game in Texans history, baby (Bevo XIV, DW)! Is there time before the Maya apocalypse? +5

  • Who's Texas regardless (Monsters of the Midway, JBi). But is Dallas really Texas? Really? +2
  • Order remains in tact in my reality as long as the Cowboys suck donkey balls. So, I'm good (Bourbon Street Bounty Hunters, JC). Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em... Dallas. +3 
  • Neither one.  I'd say it reflects a normal cycle of ups and downs that all but the most successful or moribund of franchises go through.  Houston will fall short in the playoffs, and both cities will continue to pale in comparison to Austin (Chicainery, CCa). I fell asleep in the middle of this answer. Did anything happen? +3
  • Who gives a F&%^, it's Texas (Large Donkey IPA, KS). You are probably right. Nobody really cares about this stuff. +3

Sunday, December 9, 2012

P-F12: Week 15 NFL Results

text updated 12/10/12 3:50 PM


via 2012 Week 15 NFL Card


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

P-F12: Week 15 Cards

updated 12/5/12 4:45 PM

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 2, 2012

P-F12: Week 14 NFL Results

text updated 12/2/12 7:51 PM

SCORECARD: 2012 Week 14 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard


Saturday, December 1, 2012

P-F12: Week 14 NCAA Results - FINAL WEEK

Updated 12/2/12 11:07 AM

#1 Bliztkrieg
#2 TXH8R

RK made it interesting, but pulled it out in the end. Congrats to you all.