Pickem Dash Football

Welcome to the fifth biennial Pick’em Dash Football Commish Ask Me Anything! Check out where we’ve been: P-F16: Inaugural Commish A.M.A. : Highlights include how I pick the games each week, introduced a picture of Beelzebubble's cousin that may as well be our mascot, and many questions on how this game came to be. P-F18: Second Biennial Commish A.M.A. : Lt Greg "Hipshot" Norris laid out his favorite beer, tailgate food, and when Texas will be back. Can anyone even remember when Texas wasn't back?? P-F20: Third Biennial Commish A.M.A. : Probably after 3, it can be called a tradition. This one also had some hard-hitting ketchup and mustard talk. But remember you guys -- this was our COVID year .  P-F22: Fourth Biennial Commish A.M.A. : Lots to say in this one. Hard hitting food, drink, concert, and sports commentary. Our mascot's picture makes another appearance. You’ve asked me anything four times before, and now let’s see if there is anything left in the tank for ...

Welcome to the fourth biennial Pick’em Dash Football Ask Me Anything. You asked me anything, and now I’m answering. I even asked some online AI text generator to write the first second paragraph.  AI Text Generator : Do me a solid bro, and don’t look at your Pick’em scores too much. It’s not good  for the ego. You know what, don’t look at the scores at all. Throw your comments into the bonus questions internet and hope that one of us read it and make a connection. If you want something to do, google the others. Strike out and do what you gotta do. Strike out. Or maybe do a podcast. Maybe I’ll do a podcast. I will probably be doing commentary about how I have been taking most of you guys to the cleaners as it is on the ice, so why not call my bluff on the microphone? Tune in on Monday morning. But frankly you do not want to miss me on Twitter during the weekends, if you don’t miss my commentary on the ice. However, do not tweet at me during the weekends or I will not read it. I...

Commish: Alright alright alright! Welcome to the third biennial Pick’em Dash Football Ask Me Anything. You asked me anything, and now I’m answering. Wonder how it went? It went fine, and as long as you make it past this intro paragraph, you can see how okay it went. But if you never skip past this intro, folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favorable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least.  Future Mask On (GN): Oh hey. Ask me anything?  Commish: Yep, anything. Let’s go. We’ll start with an easy one. Bevo XV (DW): If freedom is simply being able to do what you want, are animals freer than humans? Commish: Ask the free-range chickens about their freedom.  Katy Tigers (RH): A train leave...

Commish: It is an a sk me anything again! But hopefully something you haven't already asked. Let’s press the triangle button. Guru (ANe): What's your inspiration? Commish: Two years ago someone asked what motivates me, and I answered "impressing someone with something they weren’t expecting." But this question feels different. * You all* are the inspiration.  You bring feeling to my life.  You're the inspiration.  Want to have you near me. I want to have you hear me saaayinnng.  "No one needs you more than I -- need -- yooouuu." Katy Tigers (RH): Was the First Biennial Pickem Dash Football successful and/or enlightening? Commish: Inspiring, stimulating, introspective, and all of the above. Read all about it here . Must be the Salsa (CK): What are you wearing?  Commish: Summer clothes in the winter. If you mean under those, I'm a fan of MeUndies. Something Creative (KS): What is your favorite beer?  Commish: I've tasted a lot of great be...

Commish:  Alright alright! Ask me anything. Let’s get this started. Alexandria Cyclones (SS): What motivates you? Commish: Impressing someone with something they weren’t expecting. Talks to Animals (JD): Why the heck isn't pickem legal to play for money? you could fill out your slips at the lotto machine! Commish: I’m for it. We could play at the Astrodome Casino. Big Papa's Picks (AM): So we get 1/2 a point for a tie in the NFL? Commish: Nope. There clearly shouldn’t be ties in football. All ties should be decided by a place kicking competition between the two teams’ offensive lineman. So that’s not on me. That’s on Goodell. Bevo XV (DW): What would it take for Baylor ban to end? Commish: NCAA sanctions, admission of guilt, or a majority league vote to bring them back -- whichever comes first. A Northmen (AN): I got nothing. I know all the answers ;-) Commish: What is “how I feel all the time”? And what else? Creekside Body Count (KH): Erin Andrews or Sam Ponder? ...