P-F13 Fat or Ginger. What would you rather be? (Week 3 NFL Bonus)
Mario Batali has it all, but if you had to pick, what would you rather be? Red on the head, fire in the bed. 24% Beelzebubbles (CCo) : A ginger quarterback for sure. My almost albino skin will reflect from the Sun blinding the oncoming defense. My receivers will be equipped with polarized glasses for UV protection so they will not be affected. I will also then have a penis, because I am a boy. I'm not going to touch that one. +2 Bevo XIV (DW) : Ginger, as long as I can be slow, too. Slow is easy. Fast is hard. +1 Lost Cause (JH) : Ginger quarterback - can't handle the fat. Mmmm. Handling the fat. +2 Mrs. Carter's Moves (A-C) : OMG, Gingy all the way. Mmmm. All the way. +1 Gig'em! (AP) : Ginger fo sho! I think you'd make an adorable ginger. Let's do this! +1 AccidentChild (MN) : Is this really a question? Am I missing something? Ginger. You are missing the part where most of the league would rather be fat than ginger, but other than that... +1 F...