Friends, another wonderful(ly awesome/terrible) NCAA regular season. Did you know this was the last week of your P-F16 NCAA Pick'em life? I bet General Wartz (JM) knows. You bet General Wartz knows. He's friggin focused on his craft for 13 weeks and is picking 54% against the spread. That is at least enough to stay drunk in Vegas. But it is the last week of our P-F16 NCAA Pick'em life. Do you think that General Wartz is sitting behind the computer a little scared. Maybe he is a little depressed from that season long high of picking ass (tm). General Wartz has been beating the spread so hard, embarrassing our collective picking skillz, being the Man, and taking home that championship. General Wartz is the example. I can't even imagine the pressure General Wartz has to not totally blow this last card. What is going on between his temples? He probably isn't focused on anything else this week but filing a perfect NCAA card. He'd probably gladly share
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If there is a tradition as rich as Football on Thanksgiving, it is me grading what you brought to our virtual dinner. Let's eat. Sides are the star of every Thanksgiving meal. Today we have macaroni and cheese from One Little, Two Little, Three Little Donkeys (KS) . He says that's all you need, but if that is the case, then I think he misspelled gravy ( +3 ). Accidentchild (MN) brought corn pudding . I had two real Thanksgiving meals this year and no corn pudding ( +4 , for the addition). Shake and Baker (JN) brings stuffing , which I'm sure he's cleared of any bacteria ( +3 ). And this meal needs some cranberry sauce . In a can (check). On sale 2 for 1 (check). February three years ago (still good). Thanks Swamp Dogs (DR) ( +5 ). For some reason, we still pile bread on a plate with a meat and eight sides. Bevo XV (DW) brought those Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits . Those things are magic ( +4 ). We also have those part dry, part gummy white rolls on the tab
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Commish: Alright alright! Ask me anything. Let’s get this started. Alexandria Cyclones (SS): What motivates you? Commish: Impressing someone with something they weren’t expecting. Talks to Animals (JD): Why the heck isn't pickem legal to play for money? you could fill out your slips at the lotto machine! Commish: I’m for it. We could play at the Astrodome Casino. Big Papa's Picks (AM): So we get 1/2 a point for a tie in the NFL? Commish: Nope. There clearly shouldn’t be ties in football. All ties should be decided by a place kicking competition between the two teams’ offensive lineman. So that’s not on me. That’s on Goodell. Bevo XV (DW): What would it take for Baylor ban to end? Commish: NCAA sanctions, admission of guilt, or a majority league vote to bring them back -- whichever comes first. A Northmen (AN): I got nothing. I know all the answers ;-) Commish: What is “how I feel all the time”? And what else? Creekside Body Count (KH): Erin Andrews or Sam Ponder?