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P-F10: Week 18 Card

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P-F10: Week 17 NFL Results

text updated 12/30/10 3:57 PM We've never been postponed due to drunkenness a blizzard. WEEK 17 NFL SCOREBOARD We have a race to 2 too. Point summaries for Week 17: Barring an epic collapse from Bevo XIV (DW) and One Man Wolfpack (MF), they will finish #1 and #2 respectively in the NFL Pick'em Contest. Congrats to both of them who not only had pretty strong seasons, but who also didn't take their foot off the pedal at the end. And for the rest of us, we are one week away from the NFL Playoff Contest. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): Lo (11) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): None.  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: Who scores the most (3 pts), Correct Answer = Green Bay Packers (45). Winners: None Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, MN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

P-F10: Week 17 Card

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P-F10: Week 16 NFL Results

text updated 12/26/10 3:47 PM Some how, some way. I keep coming up with funky @ss sh!t like every day week. WEEK 16 NFL SCOREBOARD Who's gonna be #2? Point summaries for Week 16: No need to talk about Bevo XIV (DW) and his lead. The race to #1 is over. However, the race to #2 is an interesting one. MF, CG, and myself will be duking it out during the last 2 weeks. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): GN, KS, CCo, RK (11) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): None.  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: Who throws the first INT in MNF (3 pts), Correct Answer = Minnesota (Brett Favre). Winners: GN, DW, KH, KZ, CCa, KS, JH, A-C, CCo, DC, CG, JM, JN, ANe, RK, Lo Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, MN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

P-F10: Week 16 NFL Card

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P-F10: Week 15 NFL Results

text last updated 12/14/10 5:08PM Who is pulling for a Metrodome style collapse from our points leader? WEEK 15 NFL SCORECARD Point summaries for Week 15: Bevo XIV (DW) stiff armed the few guys chasing him to an NFL Pick'em win this week. His 12 gave him a stiffer 7 point lead over One Man Wolfpack (MF) Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): DW (12) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): DW (12)  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: NFL Parlay Bonus (Select 3) (5 pts if all three are correct) : Winning Parlay - New Orleans -8.5, Dallas +3.5, Baltimore -3.5. Winners: JH, CJ, A-C Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

P-F10: Week 15 NFL Card

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P-F10: Week 14 NFL Bonus: Veggie Stuffed Veggies

Vegetables are mthrfkn delicious. The only thing that's more deliciouser than a vegetable is two veggies. Turn on your inner foodie and let me know what vegetable would you improve by stuffing with another vegetable. Also let me know how you would prepare your dish, you know, in case it sounds awesome and I want to make it. Point explanations: As always, points are given completely objectively, as long as you and I agree on my preferred use of the word objective. All answers start with 2 points. +1-2 for creativity +1 if you told me how to make it +1 if I LOL'd or whatever Team Name Answer Points Comments ANo Northmen I like corn and greenbeans but I have NO idea how'd or what I'd stuff into the other. Maybe a deepfriend (fair style) greenbean pocket with corn stuffed in the middle and dip it in ranch. Everything is better in ranch.  4 +1 for frying. +1 for ranch. GN Ferments-A-Lot

Pick'em Dash Football All Time League Scores (12/8/10)

WhooDat4Life spanked the field this year in the NCAA contest. Ever wonder what it takes to make the Pick'em Dash Football record books? I've got that table for you. click to enlarge

P-F10: Week 14 NFL Results

text last updated 12/5/10 7:06 PM You heard it here first, folks: The NFC East >> The AFC South WEEK 14 NFL SCORECARD Bevo XIV (DW) >> everyone else

P-F10: Week 14 NCAA Results

Cocks and Beavers could really fk up the BCS landscape. Donkeys and Richards really have no shot of fking up WhooDat4Life's rookie run to an NCAA Pick'em Championship. WEEK 14 NCAA PICK'EM RESULTS And the leaderboard, which will be final by the end of the day... .

Bo Pelini is nuts...

...but Nebraska fans have to be the classiest mthrfkrs college football has ever known. Signed, Do people seriously still believe this? I dare you not to laugh a little at this bizarre cut of the A&M/NU game.

Andre Johnson Was Mic'd Up During Titans Game! (and fight)

Does it surprise you that he didn't run his mouth during the fight?

P-F10: Week 14 Cards

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P-F10: Week 13 NFL Bonus - Turducken

Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? Team Name Answer Points Comments ANo Northmen Ed Hockuley stuffed into Madden with a splash of Al Michaels 5 Ed's the man. GN Ferments-A-Lot Every touchdown shown on the NFL Redzone channel stuffed inside Gus Johnson. Delisioso! 5 Daayyaammnn! Great answer, me. KW The Swinging Richards William Perry stuffed with OJ Simpson. 5 OJ in The Fridge. +1000! DW Bevo XIV I prefer me some Ines Sainz stuffed with Jillian Barberie to get the blonde/brunette, high voice/low voice with a slight accent combo. 5 Awesomely technical. KH Smokey's Bandits Stuff VY with Dick Butkus so he won't be such a baby. 3 -2 for stuffing anything with Dick. WH The Cheerios Jessica Simpson stuffed inside Eri

P-F10: Week 13 NCAA Bonus Question - Stuffed/Fried Side Dish

Stuffing meat and things in the turkey and/or frying it is like sooo oughts. What side dish would you improve by stuffing meat in it or frying it?     Your Team Name Answer Points Comments ANo Northmen Fried green bean casserole, fair grounds style! 3 Yes GN Ferments-A-Lot Pan fried sausage stuffed turkey stuffing kolaches 3 Yes KW The Swinging Richards Deep Fried Candied Yams.   Nuf Said. 3 Yes DW Bevo XIV Leaning toward breakfast fare, someday I want to try scrapple stuffed French Toast. 4 Scrapple, +1 KH Smokey's Bandits Erin Andrews is a tasty dish, but I'll leave that one to Kevin.   So, I'll go with a Cafe Du Monde beignet stuffed with a Nachitoches meat pie -- in other words sweet fried dough stuff with fried spicy meat. MMMmmm...Louisiana in my mouth. 5 EA, +1. Meat pie, +1 WH The Cheerios pumpkin roa

P-F10: Week 13 NFL Results

post last edited 11/30/10 11:37 PM No VY today? No #12? Time to eat some turkey and nap. Just saying. Week 13 NFL Scoreboard You know who is not falling asleep? Bevo XIV (DW). He currently holds a 7 pick advantage over One Man Wolfpack (MF), which I can't type without thinking "mthrfkr" in my head. Whatever that says about me, I'm sure it's true. Point summaries for Week 13: Two words: M. F. How do you make a run at the top spot? How about 14 of 16 NFL picks? If this race heats up, then there may not even be a race from below for the #2 spot. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): MF (14) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): CCa, KS (13), A-C, DC, ANe, MF (14), Lo  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? SEE POST Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

P-F10: Week 13 NCAA Results

post last updated 11/30/10 4:28PM If WhooDat4Life (Lo) forgets to send his picks, we might have a chance. But when I say we, I don't mean me. :( -Twenty-Four point deficit NCAA SCOREBOARD Point summaries for Week 13: I probably haven't written enough about league newbie WhooDat4Life's (Lo) late season domination of our NCAA Contest. But I should have. The Swinging Richards (KW) held the top spot for the first 8 weeks of the NCAA Pick'em contest. By week 6, WhooDat4Life was 9 picks out of the top spot. 9 games! As good as Lo has been picking, he averages only 8.5 correct picks a week. He gained only a single point on the leader in Week 7, then two more points in Week 8, two more in Week 9, three in Week 10, and then took the lead with only three weeks remaining in the contest. His Pick'em scores during that climb to the top: 6, 13, 11, 9, 8. What does he do once he catches some clean air up front? 12 and 10. Damn. Folks, there is only one week remainin

P-F10: Week 13 Cards

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P-F10: Week 12 NFL Results

last updated 11/21/10 11:01 AM I'm a pretty decent human being, but I find myself pulling for Favre and Vick this week. I guess that is why TMZ decided to get in the sports business. This right here ain't gossip. It's the truth. WEEK 12 NFL SCOREBOARD .

P-F10: Week 12 NCAA Results

last updated 11/21/10 11:17PM I hear Mr. Smokeypants (KH) is going to rock out with his gamecock out this week. Don't send any photos. Oh wait, digging back through the emails, he said he would be ball hair out. Nevermind then... but still I don't want an MMS. Thank you Cam Newton's Dad. Your dumbassery has replaced my previous media obsession of Brett Favre's dong. How 'bout some scores? WEEK 12 NCAA SCORECARD The Pelini brothers are totally insane, and they are such sore losers its impossible not to have some Schadenfreude at their expense. Check out Carl Pelini attacking an Aggie storming the field after the big 9-6 win.  Here is the story. LINK For the most part, I like Aggie football. But Aggies, they are just different. ( warning : man part violation in video)

P-F10: Week 12 Cards

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P-F10: Week 11 NFL Results

(updated 11/20/10 11:08 AM) banana banana banana. Week 11 NFL Scorecard orange you glad I didn't say banana? Step aside Chuck, Nick Javas is currently my hero. ...but guys, he has got competition. Point summaries for Week 11: Do you want to know what I think about this week? (I'm going to assume you do, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this part.) I like a week where I can score 5 and still move two spots up the leaderboard. You know Bevo XIV (DW) likes about this week? That we all sucked and he picked 9 games correct. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): DW (9) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: ATS Pick: Dallas +13.5 or New York -13.5. Final Score: Dallas 33, NYG 20. Whoa. Correct Answer = Dallas +13.5 , KH, JH, JB, ANe, CCo, DD, DC, KZ, RK Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

P-F10: Week 11 NCAA Results

(Last updated 1/15/10 2:59 PM)  click on the link below if you want to see the scoreboard. Week 11 NCAA Scoreboard look at this chart below if you want to know how your picks affected the leaderboard. Week 11: A Boring Week of Football: ...or so it seemed going into the weekend. Who had #1 Oregon squeaking by Cal 15-13? Is the overrated tag unfair? Probably. Who had Michigan turning the ball over another fifty-seven thousand times, eh? I had some comments about Cam Newton's game against a mediocre Georgia team, but he stole them. Anyone catch all those dirty plays by Auburn  DL Nick Fairley ? Class. TCU almost lost to San Diego State. That would have been a damn shame. I really hope you can tell how broken up I'd be about it from my writing. And Utah got spanked by Notre Dame... maybe TCU ain't that good after all. Although I'd root my arse off for them in a playoff scenario, TCU doesn't belong in the BCS title game. The Old Ball Coach beat Florida and punch

P-F10: Week 11 Cards

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Week 9 in Rhyme (that's Pickem Dash Football Week 10 to you though, bro)

I can't believe I just discovered these videos. Given that... this video is just reason #3295443 the Internet is the best thing that has happened in the history of the Earth. (if you don't watch all 6 minutes and 29 seconds of this, then we can't be friends anymore... just saying)

P-F10: Week 10 NFL Results (Super Big Two Week Wrap-up Post)

(last updated 11/9/10 11:36 AM) Same as yesterday, I promise to get caught up on both of these contests before the weekend is over. Current NFL Leaderboard: 12:42 PM : Thank goodness for the NFL Redzone channel. Another seemingly boring slate of games are made more interesting by their coverage. It's a good time to dig into last week's wrap up. 12:45 PM : What happened last week - Week 9 NFL Scoreboard What happened this week - Week 10 NFL Scoreboard 12:54 PM : Week 9 NFL Bonus - Brett Favre clearly called Sterger. We can hear his voice. However, I don't know about you guys, but I don't know what his man parts look like. If Brett had to tweet an excuse, er proof, that those cell phone pics weren't his junk, what would he tweet? (0-5 pts, only the first 140 characters of your answer will be considered) ANo, Northmen - "That couldn't be me because I'm straight cc: @Sterger69 @RealCommishTagliabue" (FTW! +5) GN, Ferments-A-Lo