Thursday, December 30, 2010

P-F10: Week 18 Card

(updated 12/30/10 3:46 PM)

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 26, 2010

P-F10: Week 17 NFL Results

text updated 12/30/10 3:57 PM We've never been postponed due to drunkenness a blizzard.


We have a race to 2 too.

Point summaries for Week 17:
Barring an epic collapse from Bevo XIV (DW) and One Man Wolfpack (MF), they will finish #1 and #2 respectively in the NFL Pick'em Contest. Congrats to both of them who not only had pretty strong seasons, but who also didn't take their foot off the pedal at the end.

And for the rest of us, we are one week away from the NFL Playoff Contest.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): Lo (11) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None.  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Who scores the most (3 pts), Correct Answer = Green Bay Packers (45). Winners: None
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, MN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Thursday, December 23, 2010

P-F10: Week 17 Card

(updated 12/23/10 12:21 AM)

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 19, 2010

P-F10: Week 16 NFL Results

text updated 12/26/10 3:47 PM

Some how, some way. I keep coming up with funky @ss sh!t like every day week.


Who's gonna be #2?

Point summaries for Week 16:
No need to talk about Bevo XIV (DW) and his lead. The race to #1 is over. However, the race to #2 is an interesting one. MF, CG, and myself will be duking it out during the last 2 weeks.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): GN, KS, CCo, RK (11) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None.  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Who throws the first INT in MNF (3 pts), Correct Answer = Minnesota (Brett Favre). Winners: GN, DW, KH, KZ, CCa, KS, JH, A-C, CCo, DC, CG, JM, JN, ANe, RK, Lo
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, MN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

P-F10: Week 16 NFL Card

(updated 12/15/10 10:29 AM)

NFL Pick'em

Sunday, December 12, 2010

P-F10: Week 15 NFL Results

text last updated 12/14/10 5:08PM

Who is pulling for a Metrodome style collapse from our points leader?


Point summaries for Week 15:
Bevo XIV (DW) stiff armed the few guys chasing him to an NFL Pick'em win this week. His 12 gave him a stiffer 7 point lead over One Man Wolfpack (MF)

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): DW (12) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): DW (12)  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: : Winning Parlay - New Orleans -8.5, Dallas +3.5, Baltimore -3.5. Winners: JH, CJ, A-C
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, A-C, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

P-F10: Week 15 NFL Card

(updated 12/8/10 111:14 AM)

NFL Pick'em

P-F10: Week 14 NFL Bonus: Veggie Stuffed Veggies

Vegetables are mthrfkn delicious. The only thing that's more deliciouser than a vegetable is two veggies. Turn on your inner foodie and let me know what vegetable would you improve by stuffing with another vegetable. Also let me know how you would prepare your dish, you know, in case it sounds awesome and I want to make it.
Point explanations: As always, points are given completely objectively, as long as you and I agree on my preferred use of the word objective.
All answers start with 2 points.
+1-2 for creativity
+1 if you told me how to make it
+1 if I LOL'd or whatever
Team Name Answer Points Comments
ANo Northmen I like corn and greenbeans but I have NO idea how'd or what I'd stuff into the other. Maybe a deepfriend (fair style) greenbean pocket with corn stuffed in the middle and dip it in ranch. Everything is better in ranch.  4 +1 for frying. +1 for ranch.
GN Ferments-A-Lot I like to take the top part of the carrot, corn cobs, potatoes, lettuce etc. and stuff them inside each other and/or mix them in a large container. Next I like to stuff this concoction into a pigs mouth. Then, I like to kill that pig, cut it up into pieces, superheat the flesh, and eat all his delicious parts. Actually, I like it when someone else does everything but the heating and eating part for me. Actually, I like it when I only have to do the eating. 5 Seriously, how does he come up with this stuff?
KW The Swinging Richards Roast a corn on the cob, eggplant and a jalapeno on the grill.  Remove corn from cob.  Slice and de-seed the jalapeno.  Cut the grilled eggplant into 1/2 inch size cubes.  Mix the eggplant, jalapeno and corn in a bowl until evenly distributed.  Gut a bell but removing the stalk and de-seed.  Stuff the eggplant, jalapeno and corn into the bell pepper and bake at 350F until bell pepper is soft and delicious. 5 +3 for clearly being awesome.
DW Bevo XIV Spinach stuffed with Chick-peas. Soften the chick peas over the stove, stuff them in grape leaves, THEN (and this part is cheating) take a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls, and roll each spinach chickpea combo in the triangle cut outs.  Bake per instructions on the tube (like 11 minutes at 375). 5 This sht is gonna get realz when I serve this stuff at the next party you come to. +3
KH Smokey's Bandits Disgusting. Stop making fun of paraplegics. 5 Well played.
WH The Cheerios 1. roasted tomato stuffed inside an eggplant, then batter the whole thing in parmesan/italian bed crumbs and deep fry -- yummy....  even better if you stuff the tomato with basil first --- triple veggie stuff -- i better get some bonus pts for that.
2. creamed corn stuffed inside fried green tomatoes.  i wish i knew how to make it.  i wish you knew how to make it so you could make it for me.
5 Two entries!
KZ Duffy creamed spinach inside butternut squash. not sure on the recipe yet, momma hopkins just made it up. but I will let you know when she perfects it. 4 +2 for going the "momma" route.
CCa Novacain Is this a joke?  Are you mocking me?  I better get more than 0 points this week mthrfkr.  I am partial to stuffed peppers, which are generally stuffed with things other than just vegetables, but the mixture often includes onions. 5 Say what? Mock? I like how just in case you half-assed a suggestion. :)
KS Large Donkey Circus Broccoli stuffed artichoke covered in cheese and bacon..... 4 Cheese and bacon make everything better.
JH Nothing to Lose jalapeno pepper stuffed with a sweet potato, rolled in a beer batter, and deep fried 4 I want to know if you've had that before. Sounds weird, but delicious.
GF Kentucky Snowman 0
A-C The Nine-Five Broccoli wrapped in spinach.  Like pigs in a blanket without the pig or blanket. 4 I will take your word for it. +2 for the description and creativity.
CCo Beelzebubbles Take a jalapeno, cut it in half then gut it. stuff it with zuchini..but really here is what I made the other day-and in all my years of tailgating I have never seen it. I took jalapenos cut in half then gutted. Then took cheddar cheese and put it in the middle of the jalapenos-stuck them back together then took sausage (like breakfast sausage) and covered them making them in to little balls. Then you take your little balls and then you roll them in shake in bake then take your shaked and baked balls and bake them for 45 minutes..nom nom nom 5 Why am I not surprised you are really into spicy balls?
DC Cacti3 0
CG 13 National Championships Bell peppers stuffed with jalapenos, cheese and bacon. bring it son 4 I'm in.
JM The Red Raiders 0
JB Pimp Possee stuffing eggplant with artichokes 4 You know what though. I hate eggplant. I don't hate veggies, I hate eggplant. Why do people eat it?
JN Naked Bootleggers 0
MN Football is Fun 0
ANe Accidental Champs Zucchini- battered and fried, stuffed with Cream Corn. 4 Another creamed corn recipe. I like creamed corn in sht.
RK BlitzKrieg 0
MF One Man Wolfpack Damn commish,
Red meat stuffed with red meat topped with red meat, grilled.
Veggies are for sissies 
3 Oh yeah. Say my name! Say my name!!
Lo WhooDat4Life One of the guys at work (who is a vegetarian) puts his own twist on lettuce wraps. He makes basically a pico de gallo/guacamole mixtureand leaves it kinda chunky and rolls it up in lettuce leaves. Damn good and damn spicy! 4 Probably tastes like that stuff I push off the top of my Tex-Mex platters.
AP Gig'em Okra inside a bitter melon! Slice the bitter melon open on one side, stuff some cut up okra, and spices into the bitter melon. Tie a thread around the bitter melon to keep everything in and either bake in the oven or slow sizzle it on a pan with olive oil...then enjoy :) 5 Damn. I don't even know what a bitter melon is. I'm down for that though.

Bitter Melon, y'all

Pick'em Dash Football All Time League Scores (12/8/10)

WhooDat4Life spanked the field this year in the NCAA contest. Ever wonder what it takes to make the Pick'em Dash Football record books? I've got that table for you.
click to enlarge

Sunday, December 5, 2010

P-F10: Week 14 NFL Results

text last updated 12/5/10 7:06 PM

You heard it here first, folks: The NFC East >> The AFC South


Bevo XIV (DW) >> everyone else

Saturday, December 4, 2010

P-F10: Week 14 NCAA Results

Cocks and Beavers could really fk up the BCS landscape.

Donkeys and Richards really have no shot of fking up WhooDat4Life's rookie run to an NCAA Pick'em Championship.


And the leaderboard, which will be final by the end of the day...


Friday, December 3, 2010

Bo Pelini is nuts...

...but Nebraska fans have to be the classiest mthrfkrs college football has ever known.
Do people seriously still believe this?

I dare you not to laugh a little at this bizarre cut of the A&M/NU game.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Andre Johnson Was Mic'd Up During Titans Game! (and fight)

Does it surprise you that he didn't run his mouth during the fight?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

P-F10: Week 13 NFL Bonus - Turducken

Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside?

Team Name Answer Points Comments
ANo Northmen Ed Hockuley stuffed into Madden with a splash of Al Michaels 5 Ed's the man.
GN Ferments-A-Lot Every touchdown shown on the NFL Redzone channel stuffed inside Gus Johnson. Delisioso! 5 Daayyaammnn! Great answer, me.
KW The Swinging Richards William Perry stuffed with OJ Simpson. 5 OJ in The Fridge. +1000!
DW Bevo XIV I prefer me some Ines Sainz stuffed with Jillian Barberie to get the blonde/brunette, high voice/low voice with a slight accent combo. 5 Awesomely technical.
KH Smokey's Bandits Stuff VY with Dick Butkus so he won't be such a baby. 3 -2 for stuffing anything with Dick.
WH The Cheerios Jessica Simpson stuffed inside Eric Johnson, mostly to muffle Jessica Simpson's aimless shrieking. 5 …says the baby.
KZ Duffy charles barkley inside terry bradshaw 5 At Whole Foods, they would sell the "soy" version… the Frank Caliendo stuffed inside the Frank Caliendo
CCa Novacain I would enhance Erin Andrews by stuffing her with...myself. 5 Gross. I think EA is a vegetarian.
KS Large Donkey Circus Seriously....again....stuffing something/someone inside a celebrity.....are you trying to make me do it again....Philip Rivers stuffed inside Peyton Manning stuffed inside Tom Brady would be a solid quarterback....we could just call it a Drew Brees.....suck it cowboys. 5 …for the last part.
JH Nothing to Lose I have to go with Brett Favre stuffed inside Jenn Sterger. 3 Shouldn't Favre be stuffed inside his wife? -2
GF Kentucky Snowman
A-C The Nine-Five How about Gary Kubiak with a personality?  Really, anyone's will do. 5 No, hell no. That's on me.
CCo Beelzebubbles I would take Eli Manning and stuff him with snookie from jersey shore. All Orange with a poof. I could say more but my hair hurts from turkey celebrations. 5 I would ask, but I don't think I want to know more.
DC Cacti3
DD Dave's Bonus Marion Barber and Michael Vick. The second coming of Jim Brown. 3 Which one gets stuffed inside? -2
CG 13 National Championships I doubt Drew Brees can get any better, he already has Jesus stuffed in him. Breesus. 5 Well played.
JM The Red Raiders VICK and OWENS 3 That would be one disagreeable mthrfkr. And who's on the inside? -2
JB Pimp Possee BraDrew UrBreeslacker 5 +2 for name creativity.
JN Naked Bootleggers Farvlisberger. This way we would only have to hear about one football player's man parts.  3 Not as tasty as the Kobe Farvlisberger w/ Cablinasian. -2
MN Football is Fun john madden stuffed w/pat summerall 5 Yes.
ANe Accidental Champs T.O. with John Maddon.  3 How do you get Madden inside T.O.? And, does that make him more palatable?
RK BlitzKrieg
MF One Man Wolfpack Randy Moss stuffed with some Andre Johnson humility might do Randy wonders 5 Why ruin a good Andre Johnson though? That is like stuffing a steak with hamburger.
Lo WhooDat4Life Jerry Jones if you stuffed him with Al Davis, he would have fired everybody a long time ago! 3 I'm a Cowboy hater and I think that is a bad idea. Jones is a supermodel to Davis' trailer trash.
AP Gig'em I'll answer this after Black Friday... 0 Yeah, but you didn't.

P-F10: Week 13 NCAA Bonus Question - Stuffed/Fried Side Dish

Stuffing meat and things in the turkey and/or frying it is like sooo oughts. What side dish would you improve by stuffing meat in it or frying it? 
  Your Team Name Answer Points Comments
ANo Northmen Fried green bean casserole, fair grounds style! 3 Yes
GN Ferments-A-Lot Pan fried sausage stuffed turkey stuffing kolaches 3 Yes
KW The Swinging Richards Deep Fried Candied Yams.  Nuf Said. 3 Yes
DW Bevo XIV Leaning toward breakfast fare, someday I want to try scrapple stuffed French Toast. 4 Scrapple, +1
KH Smokey's Bandits Erin Andrews is a tasty dish, but I'll leave that one to Kevin.  So, I'll go with a Cafe Du Monde beignet stuffed with a Nachitoches meat pie -- in other words sweet fried dough stuff with fried spicy meat. MMMmmm...Louisiana in my mouth. 5 EA, +1. Meat pie, +1
WH The Cheerios pumpkin roasted in maple syrup and brown sugar, then coated with Panko and deep fried, Japanese tempura style... nummy nummy.... 3 Can I come over?
KZ Duffy fried mashed potatoes 3 Yes
CCa Novacain You know, we really don't need to ruin all the side dishes for the vegetarians among us.  Newsflash: the addition of meat does not in fact make everything better.  Shouldn't we as a species make the effort to evolve beyond the practice of mistreating animals in factory farms, when there are more ethical and resource-efficient ways to obtain our protein?  I SAY YES. 0 Newsflash: This isn't to be taken seriously.
KS Large Donkey Circus Seriously, are you just trying to set me up for this....stuffing meat into something? I mean you are making this too I will give a legitimate favorite holiday dish is homemade macaroni and cheese, but using bigger noodles, perhaps penne paste and stuffing the noodles with bacon, pancetta, sausage, prosciutto or the link, then baking the macaroni and cheese sounds like delightful. 4 Thoughtful, +1, EA, +1. "Delightful", -1.
JH Nothing to Lose I'm trying really hard not to be dirty about the side dish I would stuff my meat into...too late.  I have to plea the 5th on this question. 2 Gross dude. I would have never thought! :) -1
GF Kentucky Snowman   0  
A-C The Nine-Five Jello Mold. 3 Hmm. Ok.
CCo Beelzebubbles I would have said David Collins but he said that already. 2 What is wrong with your family! -1
DC Cacti3 Me 2 You like meat inside you? -1
DD Dave's Bonus   0  
CG 13 National Championships fried sweet potatoes. get some motha... 3 Yes
JM The Red Raiders pizza 3 Why not.
JB Pimp Possee Fried pecan pie. It's awesome.  3 I want to try that.
JN Naked Bootleggers The only way I would possibly eat sweet potatoes is to fry it and then place a couple scoops of ice cream on it.  3 Sweet potato fries? Ketchup?
MN Football is Fun pecan pie 3 2nd reference, hmm.
ANe Accidental Champs Fried Sweet potatoes 3 Yes
RK BlitzKrieg Anything and everything can be improved by jamming bacon in or around it -- including bacon itself.  You probably think bacon-wrapped-bacon is silly.  Then you have never had it. 4 The anti-Cain. +1
MF One Man Wolfpack can you fry mashed potatoes stuffed with turkey?
3 Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do, yo.
Lo WhooDat4Life you could always stuff the dinner rolls with andoullie sausage...or maybe fry some broccoli with bacon.   hmmmm   bacon!! 3 Bacon, bacon, bacon.
AP Gig'em Again...will answer after Black Friday :) 0 Ugh, but you didn't.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

P-F10: Week 13 NFL Results

post last edited 11/30/10 11:37 PM

No VY today? No #12? Time to eat some turkey and nap. Just saying.

Week 13 NFL Scoreboard

You know who is not falling asleep? Bevo XIV (DW). He currently holds a 7 pick advantage over One Man Wolfpack (MF), which I can't type without thinking "mthrfkr" in my head. Whatever that says about me, I'm sure it's true.

Point summaries for Week 13:
Two words: M. F. How do you make a run at the top spot? How about 14 of 16 NFL picks? If this race heats up, then there may not even be a race from below for the #2 spot.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): MF (14) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): CCa, KS (13), A-C, DC, ANe, MF (14), Lo  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? SEE POST
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Saturday, November 27, 2010

P-F10: Week 13 NCAA Results

post last updated 11/30/10 4:28PM

If WhooDat4Life (Lo) forgets to send his picks, we might have a chance. But when I say we, I don't mean me. :(
-Twenty-Four point deficit


Point summaries for Week 13:
I probably haven't written enough about league newbie WhooDat4Life's (Lo) late season domination of our NCAA Contest. But I should have.

The Swinging Richards (KW) held the top spot for the first 8 weeks of the NCAA Pick'em contest. By week 6, WhooDat4Life was 9 picks out of the top spot. 9 games! As good as Lo has been picking, he averages only 8.5 correct picks a week. He gained only a single point on the leader in Week 7, then two more points in Week 8, two more in Week 9, three in Week 10, and then took the lead with only three weeks remaining in the contest. His Pick'em scores during that climb to the top: 6, 13, 11, 9, 8. What does he do once he catches some clean air up front? 12 and 10. Damn.

Folks, there is only one week remaining (if you haven't paid, maybe you should email me). Mathematically, if your game initials aren't DW, ANe, WH, JN, CCo, JM, A-C, DD, KW, or KS, then thanks for playing (I'm shaking my own hand right now... then I'm doing the finger lock... then the fist bump... then the finger explosion *kablurckckck*). If your game initials aren't KS, KW, DD, A-C, JM, or CCo, you are probably not even playing for 2nd place. Ain't no one going to make up 6 points in one week and catch Lo.... right?

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): CCo, AP (11) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): CCo (11), JM, JN, Lo, AP (11) +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: Stuffing meat and things in the turkey and/or frying it is like sooo oughts. What side dish would you improve by stuffing meat in it or frying it? SEE POST
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

P-F10: Week 12 NFL Results

last updated 11/21/10 11:01 AM

I'm a pretty decent human being, but I find myself pulling for Favre and Vick this week. I guess that is why TMZ decided to get in the sports business.

This right here ain't gossip. It's the truth.


Saturday, November 20, 2010

P-F10: Week 12 NCAA Results

last updated 11/21/10 11:17PM

I hear Mr. Smokeypants (KH) is going to rock out with his gamecock out this week. Don't send any photos.

Oh wait, digging back through the emails, he said he would be ball hair out. Nevermind then... but still I don't want an MMS.

Thank you Cam Newton's Dad. Your dumbassery has replaced my previous media obsession of Brett Favre's dong.

How 'bout some scores?


The Pelini brothers are totally insane, and they are such sore losers its impossible not to have some Schadenfreude at their expense. Check out Carl Pelini attacking an Aggie storming the field after the big 9-6 win.
 Here is the story. LINK

For the most part, I like Aggie football. But Aggies, they are just different. (warning: man part violation in video)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

P-F10: Week 11 NFL Results

(updated 11/20/10 11:08 AM)

banana banana banana.
Week 11 NFL Scorecard

orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Step aside Chuck, Nick Javas is currently my hero.

...but guys, he has got competition.

Point summaries for Week 11:
Do you want to know what I think about this week? (I'm going to assume you do, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this part.) I like a week where I can score 5 and still move two spots up the leaderboard. You know Bevo XIV (DW) likes about this week? That we all sucked and he picked 9 games correct.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): DW (9) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: ATS Pick: Dallas +13.5 or New York -13.5. Final Score: Dallas 33, NYG 20. Whoa.
Correct Answer = Dallas +13.5, KH, JH, JB, ANe, CCo, DD, DC, KZ, RK
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Sunday, November 14, 2010

P-F10: Week 11 NCAA Results

(Last updated 1/15/10 2:59 PM) 

click on the link below if you want to see the scoreboard.
Week 11 NCAA Scoreboard

look at this chart below if you want to know how your picks affected the leaderboard.

Week 11: A Boring Week of Football:
...or so it seemed going into the weekend. Who had #1 Oregon squeaking by Cal 15-13? Is the overrated tag unfair? Probably. Who had Michigan turning the ball over another fifty-seven thousand times, eh? I had some comments about Cam Newton's game against a mediocre Georgia team, but he stole them. Anyone catch all those dirty plays by Auburn DL Nick Fairley? Class. TCU almost lost to San Diego State. That would have been a damn shame. I really hope you can tell how broken up I'd be about it from my writing. And Utah got spanked by Notre Dame... maybe TCU ain't that good after all. Although I'd root my arse off for them in a playoff scenario, TCU doesn't belong in the BCS title game. The Old Ball Coach beat Florida and punched his ticket to the SEC championship game. Don't be fooled by the 83 points, Wisconsin sucks, and the 83 points prove it. Texas put on the uniforms, tried not to get too dirty, and then hit up 6th St. Da Aggies beat Baylor, which is important to me for 2 reasons: 1. It brings balance back to The Force, and 2. I have a bet with a radio station host that the ags will finish with a better record than Notre Dame. Goooooo thumbs!

If that doesn't get you all fired up to use a multi-pronged spear and kill a frog I don't know what it is that gets you fired up. Oh, let's do some frog killing and some beating on the football field of the cornhuskers. gig'em.

Point summaries for Week 11:
OH NO! The league leader forgot to send his picks this week. After Week 11, WhooDat4Life (Lo), Large Donkey Circus (KS), and Bevo XIV (DW) step into the 1, 2, 3 spots. Our leader is picking 54% ATS, which on the bright side is better than the my 44% ATS, but unfortunately would fail to break even if we were in Vegas... and you were waging the same on every game... and it had to be the 15 games I selected. Actually, 54% sounds pretty good. Props to DW for being the only double digit scorer this week.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): DW (10) +3 bonus points
NCAA dubs (10+): DW. +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: What can you do if you want more than 3 weeks of vacation? (post coming soon)
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Week 9 in Rhyme (that's Pickem Dash Football Week 10 to you though, bro)

I can't believe I just discovered these videos. Given that... this video is just reason #3295443 the Internet is the best thing that has happened in the history of the Earth.

(if you don't watch all 6 minutes and 29 seconds of this, then we can't be friends anymore... just saying)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

P-F10: Week 10 NFL Results (Super Big Two Week Wrap-up Post)

(last updated 11/9/10 11:36 AM)

Same as yesterday, I promise to get caught up on both of these contests before the weekend is over.

Current NFL Leaderboard:

12:42 PM: Thank goodness for the NFL Redzone channel. Another seemingly boring slate of games are made more interesting by their coverage. It's a good time to dig into last week's wrap up.

12:45 PM:
What happened last week - Week 9 NFL Scoreboard
What happened this week - Week 10 NFL Scoreboard

12:54 PM: Week 9 NFL Bonus -

ANo, Northmen - "That couldn't be me because I'm straight cc: @Sterger69 @RealCommishTagliabue" (FTW! +5)
GN, Ferments-A-Lot - "I've seen a lot of cocks in my life, but I've never seen that one... although it looked pretty friggin' nice #justsaying cc @gregoden" (" +4)
KW, The Swinging Richards - "Well uh, let's be honest folks, that couldn't have possibly been me, I wear no-fly jeans." (+3)
DW, Bevo XIV - "If you think that's all I got, I will demonstrate my manhood if you just DM me your cell." (+4)
KH, Smokey's Bandits - "That junk aint mine.  Where's the Super Bowl ring?  [pic of junk with Super Bowl c___-ring to follow]" (I'd like to point out that this marks the 2nd straight bonus answer that KH dropped a "c___" bomb in +4)
WH, The Cheerios - "I didn't see the pictures (I'm a baby) and I don't really want the image in my little baby head.  I do like my own junk and by that I mean b" (Parents take pictures of their baby's junk all the time. Why do we get so ashamed of it when it grows up? +2)
KZ, Duffy - 0
CCa, Novacain - "" (I tried to check out that website... didn't work +4)
KS, Large Donkey Circus - "Obviously, it wasn't my junk with all the Vicodin I took back in the 90's I haven't had an erection in 15 years (Cialis/Viagra-any interest)" (Strong case there +4)
JH, Nothing to Lose - "Obviously that's not mine, I'm circumcised!" (Strong case there too +3)
GF, Kentucky Snowman - "Those are mine.  My junk is bigger." (Confusing. Fitting. +3)
A-C, The Nine-Five - "That text was intercepted... I'll do a better job of protecting the ball from now on" (What, no moving the stick joke also? +3)
CCo, Beelzebubbles - "That's definitely  not me, you know I'm black right?" ("black down there" woulda earned an extra point +3)
DC, Cacti3 - 0
DD, Dave's Bonus - "c'mon man, that can't be my junk.... it doesn't have my green bay tattoo and my jets tattoo and my vikings tattoo..." (the idea of c0ck tattoos is giving me pains right now, but if anyone was going to tattoo their dong with their team, Favre might be on the list of candidates. +3)
CG, 13 National Championships - I refuse to answer this for many reasons. One - I cannot stand the man or the amount of press he receives daily from the media and my commish. Two - I don't comment on other mens junk unless we are talking about John Holmes who was more than a man, he was a machine. (+2 for calling me "press." My interest in Farve is purely entertainment. I want him to be an unbelievable success or a colossal failure. Nothing in between. I hated him w/ the Jets, but that's b/c I didn't know he was dong shotting himself.)
JM, The Red Raiders - 0
JB, Pimp Possee - "Clearly the photos ms sterger claims to be me, are that of a much younger man..." (Like +4)
JN, Naked Bootleggers - "Everyone knows the state of Mississippi is tattooed on my junk." (More dong tattoo tweets. Hrm. +3)
MN, Football is Fun - "Uncut!" (+3)
ANe, Accidental Champs - "Showed commish real deal, he agreed. Not my junk!" (Not Goodell's first dong inspection, I imagine. +4)
RK, BlitzKrieg - I haven't seen the picture that Sterger received, but I always assume if someone is going to send a picture as such, it would be a video capture pic of John Holmes in his prime. I suppose a Favre tweet might go: "Ask Tony #Kornheiser and John #Madden what my #prick looks like. They've been on my #jock for years." (FTW! +5... and summary video with pics at the end can be found at Deadspin)
MF, One Man Wolfpack - "The wife can confirm that it's not mine, not even the same color or girth" (I don't know why, but your tweet just inspired me to write "Jesus doesn't fap" +4)
Lo, WhooDat4Life - "That was clearly not my bird pic, I don't have herpes..." (ew. +3)
AP, Gig'em - "I don't even know what "tweet" is...much less how to send a picture using my phone. I'm 41...we didn't have cell phones growing up." (Didn't some athlete already use the technology excuse this year? +3)

2:28 PM: From the #awesome archives, here is an old video I never posted.

Michael Vick vs. Kevin Kolb

2:31 PM: While I was eating my way from Austin to Houston... this is what apparently happened.

Point summaries for Week 9:
With only 13 NFL games on the schedule, the league average of 7 picks still seems pretty low. These picks are straight up. Maybe it speaks to the parity in the NFL... or in our league. Bevo XIV (DW) looks to have it figured out at the moment. He is picking 64%, but lost a point off his lead (CG and MF knocking on the door).

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): JM, MF, AP (9) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: See above.
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

3:14 PM: Gus Johnson is calling the Lions/Jets game. Lovin' it. I can't explain my addiction. Thank you NFL Redzone channel. (and the game is in overtime... yesssssss)

Enjoy some of Gus' awesomeness below.

11/9/10 11:17 AM: Week 10 NFL Wrap-up.

Point summaries for Week 10:
Who among us doesn't like to talk about themselves above all things? Unless I'm really trying to avoid some difficult work, which is when my most inspired writing is done, I usually can't really think of what to put in this section. I want to put "I sucked this week" or "If this or that game had gone my way I would have won" or "HAHAHAHAHAHA Cowboys!!!!"... but what I usually put is something boring about a few games and a compliment/curse to the leader.

But this week... screw it. I, along with Pickem Dash newbie and MN, picked 12 of 13 NFL games correctly. I don't want to hear your snappy comebacks about how there weren't many upsets. Twelve of Thirteen, baby. If it were easy, why didn't you pick 12 of 13? Suck it league, I was awesome for one week!

[picture me doing the game picking equivalent of "leaving it up there" after a big 3 pointer in basketball]

The top of the leaderboard is getting crowded. Watch out DW.

Weekly Stats:

Weekly Winner(s): GN, MN (12) +3 bonus points
NFL dubs (12+): GN, MN  +3 bonus points
Bonus Question: What game will have the lowest total (lowest combined score)?
Correct Answer: Mia/Bal=36, CCa, DW (Edgar Allan Poe vs. Don Shula's ghost... nice), CCo, MF, A-C, Lo, DD, GN, ANe
Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1