| Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? |
| Team Name | Answer | Points | Comments |
| ANo | Northmen | Ed Hockuley stuffed into Madden with a splash of Al Michaels | 5 | Ed's the man. |
| GN | Ferments-A-Lot | Every touchdown shown on the NFL Redzone channel stuffed inside Gus Johnson. Delisioso! | 5 | Daayyaammnn! Great answer, me. |
| KW | The Swinging Richards | William Perry stuffed with OJ Simpson. | 5 | OJ in The Fridge. +1000! |
| DW | Bevo XIV | I prefer me some Ines Sainz stuffed with Jillian Barberie to get the blonde/brunette, high voice/low voice with a slight accent combo. | 5 | Awesomely technical. |
| KH | Smokey's Bandits | Stuff VY with Dick Butkus so he won't be such a baby. | 3 | -2 for stuffing anything with Dick. |
| WH | The Cheerios | Jessica Simpson stuffed inside Eric Johnson, mostly to muffle Jessica Simpson's aimless shrieking. | 5 | …says the baby. |
| KZ | Duffy | charles barkley inside terry bradshaw | 5 | At Whole Foods, they would sell the "soy" version… the Frank Caliendo stuffed inside the Frank Caliendo |
| CCa | Novacain | I would enhance Erin Andrews by stuffing her with...myself. | 5 | Gross. I think EA is a vegetarian. |
| KS | Large Donkey Circus | Seriously....again....stuffing something/someone inside a celebrity.....are you trying to make me do it again....Philip Rivers stuffed inside Peyton Manning stuffed inside Tom Brady would be a solid quarterback....we could just call it a Drew Brees.....suck it cowboys. | 5 | …for the last part. |
| JH | Nothing to Lose | I have to go with Brett Favre stuffed inside Jenn Sterger. | 3 | Shouldn't Favre be stuffed inside his wife? -2 |
| GF | Kentucky Snowman |
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| A-C | The Nine-Five | How about Gary Kubiak with a personality? Really, anyone's will do. | 5 | No, hell no. That's on me. |
| CCo | Beelzebubbles | I would take Eli Manning and stuff him with snookie from jersey shore. All Orange with a poof. I could say more but my hair hurts from turkey celebrations. | 5 | I would ask, but I don't think I want to know more. |
| DC | Cacti3 |
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| DD | Dave's Bonus | Marion Barber and Michael Vick. The second coming of Jim Brown. | 3 | Which one gets stuffed inside? -2 |
| CG | 13 National Championships | I doubt Drew Brees can get any better, he already has Jesus stuffed in him. Breesus. | 5 | Well played. |
| JM | The Red Raiders | VICK and OWENS | 3 | That would be one disagreeable mthrfkr. And who's on the inside? -2 |
| JB | Pimp Possee | BraDrew UrBreeslacker | 5 | +2 for name creativity. |
| JN | Naked Bootleggers | Farvlisberger. This way we would only have to hear about one football player's man parts. | 3 | Not as tasty as the Kobe Farvlisberger w/ Cablinasian. -2 |
| MN | Football is Fun | john madden stuffed w/pat summerall | 5 | Yes. |
| ANe | Accidental Champs | T.O. with John Maddon. | 3 | How do you get Madden inside T.O.? And, does that make him more palatable? |
| RK | BlitzKrieg |
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| MF | One Man Wolfpack | Randy Moss stuffed with some Andre Johnson humility might do Randy wonders | 5 | Why ruin a good Andre Johnson though? That is like stuffing a steak with hamburger. |
| Lo | WhooDat4Life | Jerry Jones if you stuffed him with Al Davis, he would have fired everybody a long time ago! | 3 | I'm a Cowboy hater and I think that is a bad idea. Jones is a supermodel to Davis' trailer trash. |
| AP | Gig'em | I'll answer this after Black Friday... | 0 | Yeah, but you didn't. |
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