P-F12: MNF Plans, Week 16 NFL Bonus

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!1! JETS v TITS!!! WHAT ARE YOUR PLANs?!?

		Your Plan	My Thoughts
14 National Championships	CG	Watch the replay of the SEC Championship which was a real football game. RMFT!	Damn good football. +4
A Northmen	ANo	Run ;-)	Any football is good background for running. +3
AccidentChild	MN	To watch Miracle on 34th Street!	I believe! +3
Beelzebubbles	CCo	I'm ashamed to say.	Not even for points? +2
BlitzKrieg	RK	I plan on sending Fireman Ed a paper bag big enough to fit around his oversized head and hat.	Seriously, how is he a thing? +3
Bourbon Street Bounty Hunters	JC	Sit around, watch the game, drink a 6 pack, and stick my Tebow voodoo doll full of pins. All in the crotch.	You have a Tebow doll. Kewl. +3
Cacti3	DCo
Chicainery	CCa	I'll be back in Germany and therefore asleep when the game is played.	Right, so there is that. +3
Chumlee Banditos	KP	Boring I know but I am going to review my stock portfolio and prepare for the fiscal cliff we are about to go over.	I find the cliff pretty scary. Afraid of heights. +3
Double D	DD	floss my cat... no... home wallpaper shopping with the wife... oh wait... sheetrock the bathroom... no... schedule a root canal.	I see what you did there. Like. +4
Ferments-A-Lot	GN	Lots of Tebowing.	+3
Gig'em!	AP	Do laundry and wash my hair.	Like, for real? I can't tell. +3
JoeMama_TheGreek	JHu	OKC Thunder Basketball	Durant! +3
Kentucky Wildmen	GF	Pull out my season pass manager and watch Gold Rush. At least they (crew of Gold Rush) are entertaining.	I had to google that, but it looks better than the game. +3
Large Donkey IPA	KS	Watch Chris Johnson lead the way to the fantasy Super Bowl	Ha. Nice. +3
Levain's Cookies	A-C	Will be out shopping for AFC South Championship gear.	Take that, Bud Adams! +3
Monsters of the Midway	JBi
Mr. Smokeypants	KH	Report a missing person: TEBOW	WWTD? Just win. +3
Naked Bootleggers	JN	I'll probably be playing dolls with my 3 year old.	When is her bedtime!? +3
One Man Wolf Pack	MF	Might watch a qtr	Spoiler, it was all boring. +2
Pimp Possee	JBe	Watch the 2-11 Chiefs vs. the 3-10 Oakland Raiders first!	15-0. Wow. +3
Replacement Picks	ANe	If football is on, I am watching it! We are on the last stretch of real sports, can't miss any games no matter who is playing.	Word. I watched it. +3
SITKNM	JHa	Go to bed early...unless there really are "Tits"!!	I thought you were an ass man. +3
Team Awesome	SE	Not to watch it	I don't blame you. +2
The Chex Mixers	KW
The Mad Bomber	KZ
TXH8R	DT
WhoDat4Life	Lo	Christmas Shopping it'll be less painful	But the way Sanchez runs that offense... +3

(I should lose points for not posting this sooner, +5)
Bevo XIV (DW): New drinking game:


1 drink
Tebow is shown on camera on bench after a bad play
Tebow takes a snap
Camera shot of Rex Ryan after a bad play
ESPN mentions how Jets need to win to stay in playoff hunt

2 drinks
Rex Ryan seen saying an expletive
Sanchez turns ball over
A quote from a Jets player from the last week is discussed

3 drinks
Sanchez and bench used in same sentence
Fireman Ed referred to
Vince Young is referred to

Chug entire drink
Sanchez runs into linemans butt and fumbles for return TD
Kendall Wright catches a 50+ yard TD pass
Jets win because of Tebow comeback