Wednesday, October 20, 2010

P-F10: Week 7 NFL Bonus Results: Favre-Aid


BONUS QUESTION: Reports suggest that Favre's dong shots may cost him $100M in endorsements. Got any suggestions for potential a future revenue source?
 
I really don’t think there are any winners in the Brett Favre dong-gate. If you don’t agree, maybe you haven’t seen the pictures. I won’t be posting them here, but you can find them on Deadspin. I haven’t seen anything that disturbing since way back in the early aughts when JH (Nothing to Lose) sent me a video of a person getting fkd by a humongous pig.

Bonus results are listed below.



Team Name

Answer

Points

ANo
Northmen
V8--ever feel like you are leaning to one side? Have a V8 and it'll put you straight!

Flip Flops?
Flip flops (Crocks), real strong.
+2
GN
Ferments-A-Lot
AT&T
See what I’m getting at?
+2
KW
The Swinging Richards
He should talk to John Bobbitt for brainstorming and a cocktail.  He figured
out how to make  his...uh...thing...work...for him.
*Squirm* 
+2
DW
Bevo XIV
In the spirit of breast cancer
awareness month and pink being the color of choice.  How about he coax Pink into bed and take a picture of her breasts and sell them to Perez Hilton.
That is Ms. P!nk to you buddy.
+2
KH
Smokey's Bandits
Patenting his pronunciation of awesome or "ow-sum."
Like. 
+2
WH
The Cheerios
Dancing With the Stars
Or Real House Dongs.
+2
KZ
Duffy
{insert something snarky here}
I accidentally erased KZ’s answer.
My bad.

+3
CCa
Novacain
The Vatican - he'll find plenty of interest from the Catholic priesthood.
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! 
+2
KS
Large Donkey Circus
Professional Interception Tutor - Private Lessons available (Resume and photos available)
“I’m not only the President, I’m
also a client.” 

+2
JH
Nothing to Lose
Commercials for "Oops, I
Crapped My Pants" undergarments.
So what you are saying is that he’s
old. 

+2
GF
Kentucky Snowman
Become the new spoke person for Dos Equis.
Un Equis.
+2
A-C
The Nine-Five
Write a book titled "I should
have quit while I was ahead but my big fat ego wouldn't let me."
Favre would probably enjoy a book about himself. 
+2
CCo
Beelzebubbles
Flagpole
I don’t see it. :)
+2
DC
Cacti3
I’d have to see the dong first
You are a visual guy, eh? 
+2
DD
Dave's Bonus
realcomfortabledongs.com ?
I hope there are on pop-ups on
that site. 

+2
CG
13 National Championships
He can sell of his most prized possession - his collections of squirrel and nutria-rat hides to the top
bidder on ebay since he's such a redneck hillbilly.
Alabama can safely hate on Mississippi and North Louisiana I suppose. 
+2
JM
The Red Raiders
Yeah, How about retire from football like he should have done last year and open a nude car dealership like any
other washed up retired football player does.
I prefer nude car washes… opened
by cheerleaders… in their prime. 

+2
JB
Pimp Possee
Midget porn
I don’t think they like being
called midgets anymore. 

+2
JN
Naked Bootleggers
Endorsement deal with Vivid
Entertainment.
You should get negative points for
causing me to google that at work. +2
MN
Football is Fun
dong pills
Good fit. 
+2
ANe
Accidental Champs
Trojan condoms: "Real.
Comfortable. Trojans"

ExtenZe: "Natural Male Enhancement gave me the
confidence to send a pic of my new pride and joy to
my loved ones."
Beer gives you the same confidence.
+2
RK
BlitzKrieg
Favre should be able to make up lost revenue by peddling his  schwanschtucher to Cialis, Extenze and the like.
Schwanschtucherheh.
+2
MF
One Man Wolfpack
Guest speaker
"how to do what you say you will never do"
A group of someones out there would pay to hear
that.
Hopefully they pass out a hardcopy
of the slides. 

+2
Lo
WhooDat4Life
He could always try to get and endorsement deal with Extenze and send a before pic with her reporting him and then an after pic with her walking out of a bedroom after him.
I’ve never tried that Extenze stuff because they never really show the results in the ads. 
+2
AP
Gig'em

He could endorse a camera company...like
Ashton K!

Someone needs to help him with proper
use of light in his photos. Just saying. 

+2





1 comment:

  1. Was it me, or did everyone just get two points. One for each testicle?

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