updated 11/22/11 10:00 AM
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 12 NCAA Card (v1.0) - Scorecard
GameDay Sign Suggestion Bonus:
I asked you to submit a clever GameDay-ish sign to celebrate ESPN's visit to the lovely U of H campus. Here's what you guys submitted.
Northmen (ANo): "Eat 'em up Corso!" +3
Ferments-A-Lot (GN): 'Did ESPN Gameday come to your High School? I don't think so. RESPECT." Cougar High jokes don't get old, just saying. +4
BevoXIV (DW): "Who knew SWC >> Big 12?" It's not. +4
Mr. Smokeypants (KH): "Fowler likes the shocker" Classy, er I mean classic. +3
Mad Bomber (KZ): "Chunk the deuce" I'm Paul Wall, Swishahouse baby, Houston Tex
Live from the gridiron, I'm on the grind, collectin checks. +5
Haven't seen him?
Drink a Case of beer and watch him throw.
This system QB is worthy of Heisman row."
A rhyme? Are you kidding me!? Automatic +6
Chicainery (CCa): "Geaux LSU"
Neaux points for that, Chris.OK, +2
Large Donkey IPA (KSc):
"What's better than Erin Andrews and Gameday in Houston?
Erin Andrews in my bed....
See you in New Orleans, Alabama"
An Erin Andrews related answer... I should have guessed. +4
Bob and Gary Destroyers (JH): "Go Cougars! Unfortunately, you just can't go to the Big 12!"
Yeah, this is great and all, but let's not get crazy. +3
Beelzebubbles (CCo): "Come back when I'm skinny!!"
That would have made it on TV. +5
WhooDat4Life (Lo): "Welcome to Houston where we have super senior starting quarterbacks and don't hide child molesters!"
While good and topical, that wouldn't have made it on TV :) +4
Topo Chicas (A-C): "Geez....this weeks matchups must really suck. Didn't y'all mean to go to Austin?"
Maybe they should have gone to Waco. +3
13 National Championships (CG): "PLEASE DIE CORSO"
Y'all's signs are really taking a dark turn. +3
Pimp Posse (JB): "Houston has a university"
I'm not an expert, but I think they like to be called "commuter school" +3
Booyah! (MN): "Go Lornhorns"
My sign doesn't have speel check. :) +3
Naked Bootleggers (JN):
"Check List to get Game Day at your University...
1) Beat UCLA?....CHECK
2) Shut out Georgia State?....CHECK
3) Almost lose to LA Tech?....CHECK
NOW get inside that Cougar Corso!"
Skip to the 0:55 mark.
SEC Rejects (ANe): "Hey Big 12... Where's our invite?!"
Keep checking the mailbox. +4
1 Man Wolfpack (MF): "Andre Ware for Prez!!!"
VY >> Andy. Opposite for radio though. "OH NO!!" +4
Hellfish (KSh): "U of wHo"
They are the ones with the ghetto campus. Remember? +3
Throwin' Darts (MM):
"Would Houston still be perfect in a real conference?
Does a bear.....do advanced Calculus in the woods?"
Dirt Burglers (D2): "Gameday went where?"
I know. They missed an Oklahoma game. +3
Above Average Joe (JG): "Cougars"
When I say "Houston" you say "Cougars." "Houston!" +1
Gig'em Baby (AP): "Go Texans!"
Bye week, yo. +1
Chumlee's Banditos (KP): "Ride 'em donkeys... em Mustangs"
True story. +3
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 12 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard
NFL Bonus: What team scores closest to zero this week?
Kansas City Chiefs = 3
Correct answers: KH, CCo, CG, SE, D2 +3