Tuesday, October 9, 2012

P-F12: Week 6 NCAA Results, What Happened?

SH!T HAPPENED

I tailgated all day last Saturday. But the weekend won't ever make any SEC fan's NCAA tailgates > NFL tailgate list.

I literally cleaned up the sh!t of my 4y/o almost literally all day. I spent as much time in the port-a-potty as I did eating sausage. Man, I would have rather ate more sausage.

Like, I missed the almost literally the entire 4th quarter of my own team’s game. Dude’s butt was almost literally on fire. Seriously, how could such a little package be holding so much sh!t? And what the hell was inside, literally making it come out so explosively and at hourly intervals?

Unfortunately, I don’t know a lot about Saturday that doesn’t involve ~10 craft beers, some grilling, port-a-potty sh!tting, loads and loads of TP, and some using of a sink to clean shoes, socks, and shorts.

However, I can usually figure out what it wasn't from watching Gameday Final and browsing the web.

Arkansas Razorbacks 24 @ Auburn Tigers 7 (-9.5): Arkansas is NOT the most embarrassing team in the SEC.

Arizona Wildcats 48 @ #18 Stanford Cardinal 54 (-8.5): Conference record breaking passing and play count numbers are NOT enough to beat Stanford? Oregon somehow does NOT hold this record?? Eh, it’s Pac-12 football anyway.

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 31 @ #15 Clemson Tigers 47 (-10.5): Clemson is NOT interesting to me. Moving on.

#17 Oklahoma Sooners 41 (-5.5) @ Texas Tech Red Raiders 20: Lubbock is NOT made of kryptonite. Good to know.

#4 Louisiana State Tigers 6 (-2.5) @ #10 Florida Gators 14: Les Miles does NOT understand offense.

Louisiana-Monroe Warhawks 31 (-3.5) @ Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 17: I do NOT know. It was fun putting this on the card though.

Michigan Wolverines 44 (-3.5) @ Purdue Boilermakers 13: Purdue is NOT a contender. They needed this one.

#5 Georgia Bulldogs 7 (-0.5) @ #6 South Carolina Gamecocks 35: The actual game could NOT have been better than this moment…



Texas A&M Aggies 30 (-12.5) @ Mississippi Rebels 27: Texas A&M did NOT win the BCS.


Or did they??

Miami Hurricanes 3 @ #9 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 41 (-13.5): Ugh, no they did NOT wear those helmets.

#21 Nebraska Cornhuskers 38 @ #12 Ohio State Buckeyes 63 (-3.5): Buckeye crack Cornhuskers, and I do NOT care. Still B1G football.

#3 Florida State Seminoles 16 (-15.5) @ North Carolina State Wolfpack 17: Thanks to the semi-functional Watch ESPN app, this was an ending that I did NOT miss.
 
#23 Washington Huskies 21 @ #2 Oregon Ducks 52 (-24.5): Once again, Oregon did NOT pull their starters once the game was out of reach. Just do it.

#25 UCLA Bruins 17 (-2.5) @ California Golden Bears 43: Hippie Bears > Hollywood Bears. NOT that anybody really cares. (I stole that, but it’s pretty good)

#8 West Virginia Mountaineers 48 @ #11 Texas Longhorns 45 (-6.5): Geno Smith does NOT like to get touched. It’s really weird. But oh yeah, he doesn’t suck though.

NCAA SCOREBOARD

We were more bush than banner this week, but the top of the league mostly took care of business. Large Donkey IPA (KS, 11) won the week and jumped up 7 spots in the standings to #9. Bevo XIV (DW, 8) saw his lead get a little slimmer, and now BlitzKrieg (RK, 10) is only 1 point from the top spot. And we had two nose pickers who got stuck with 14 National Championships' (CG) score of 4. Sorry guys.

For the 4th straight week, as mentioned, Bevo XIV (DW) is on top overall. He's picking 61% ATS.

We picked a respectable 51% ATS this week. We are collectively picking 48% ATS for the year.
Pickem-Football.com 2012 Week 6 NCAA Card (v1.0) - Scorecard

BONUS POINT EXPLANATION
Here is how bonus points were tallied.

Weekly Winners = 3pts. KS (11/15 picks)

Double Digit Card (10+) = 3pts. RK, KS

Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (55% of league) GN, DW, KS, CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe

Game of the Week = 3pts (WVU/TX)). ANo, GN, DW, KH, KZ, CCa, KS, GF, JHa, JC, JN, JBi, AP, MF, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe

Best Bets (three correct picks needed) = 3pts.
Kentucky Wildmen (GF): South Carolina, UL-Monroe, WVU
Large Donkey IPA (KS): Florida, WVU, Oklahoma


Undefeated Parlay (winners = Florida, South Carolina, WVU) = 3 pts. AP, CCo, DT

LEADERBOARD

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