Announcer: this guy is perfect never misses a pick! Here he goes with his Week 9 try...
Announcer: OH MY Goodness! He missed, I caant't believe he missed, Chumlee is no longer perfect!
I don't know why this didn't work. +5
I've done my part. This always works.
Damnit, it didn't. +2
The Yeasty Beasties (KW):
Fee Phi Pho Fum, Bella and Edward are having a baby, give me a fcking break.
You know you saw it. +4
Bevo XIV (DW):
It's the law of averages, his picks will normalize to 50%. So going forward he should pick the opposite of what his real belief is. Or, only switch on games he's 50/50 on. Or maybe the luck is really bad, pick only the games you're most sure about. Just think about it next time you pick.
I really should have posted this one. DAMNIT! +5
Mr. Smokeypants (KH):
Send him to Dr. Morgus!
Dude, the sh!t that is in your brain. +4
Good job, Chum.
Kill him with kindness. +3
Jinxes are powerless to stop one with such powers. I say congratulations to the Banditos, you've clearly wrapped this season up and the rest of us are playing out the string for 2nd place.
I see what you did there. +4
Large Donkey IPA (KSc):
I think Chumlee might go 100% the rest of the way. He is just that good.
Classic jinx. +4
Bob and Gary Destroyers (JH):
Chumlee, I hope your game picking goes the way of Terrell Owens' career.
Chumlee has two hundred reasons why he won't be jinxed. +3
Booley booley junta jinga cluck cluck. Eesh née née neesh, ash nee neckkk noooooo. Cluck cluck bey kong waaaaa noch. Vlaaaaaaaaaa hya.
Topo Chicas (A-C):
Devil Dawgs (DD):
i have no clue what you're talking about but i have no doubt that it's completely insane and must be stopped. we should get the people out and start a movement. occupy chumlee. we are the 99. fight the power. arrrrrrrrgh.
13 National Championships (CG):
Gree-gree mother f**cker...
Pimp Posse (JB):
Gris Gris Chumlee.
Two of you guys in a row with the voodoo. Like the rhyme. +4
Naked Bootleggers (JN):
Someone call the Famous Chicken to give him the "Chicken Zap"
Yeah! No. +4
SEC Rejects (ANe):
This is your National Title YEAR! All you have to do is show up and play. Don't even worry about that Tech game, you are invincible at home.
1 Man Wolfpack (MF):
Chumlee and I are playing golf, this is our conversation heading into 18...
"do you know you have 3 birdies in a row and if you par this last hole you'll shoot a 37 on the back"
that outta jinx him.
Don't know why that didn't work. +4
Rose Ate It (SS):
2nd Ranger hex. +3
Two words: voo doo
Big fan of the "two words" that aren't two words. +4
Curse of the Sports Illustrated Cover. I will email the photo.
I wish I could give you more than 5 points. This is worth 5x that.
Gig'em Baby (AP):
Chumlee's Banditos is just too damn good. No jinx can stop him. I'm sure he'll get at least 10 of the 15 right this week...just like he does every week ;)
The emoticon probably undid the jinx. +4
...and the jinxee...
Chumlee's Banditos (KP):
You know the sad part of this whole thing is that I haven't watched an entire college football game all season and I am doing better in these picks than my other pro pick 'em leagues.
I guess a good jinx is to have me keep changing my scorecard every day and second guess myself....worked really well last week. =)
How does that taste, pickers? +5