P-F11: Week 5 NFL Results

updated 10/04/11 11:12 PM

Missed Sunday?
Let me recap.

Texans get Foster, lose Johnson, break Big Ben in win. Devin Hester triple somersaults his way to the NFL record for punt returns. Daaaa Bears. Dwayne Bowe and the Chiefs got Gus Johnson'ed. The Bills got their first loss. Colt McCoy threw 61 passes, but to who? The Browns suck worse than the Titans. Romo pulled one of the greatest Romos of all time. Sam Bradford's shoulder 2.0 gets tested with seven sacks, and Redskins get Rams'ed. The Dream Team loses to the '9ers. Saints pick up another W in their tour of the AFC South. In the battle of the birds, Falcons > Seahawks. Giants get an ego boost in comeback win over winless Arizona. Tom Brady is great at any hair length. Packers... are awesome. San Diego didn't get to see their team beat the crappy Dolphins because of blackout rules. Sanchise Romos the Jets from a win. Hank Williams Jr. accidentally country'd his way out of mainstream media, and someone won and someone lost the football game.

How'd You Do?
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 5 NFL Card (v1.0)-Scorecard

What Did You Do Monday Night?
Northmen (ANo) - Amazing Race
Ooooh burn! Reality TV! Actually, I know you are serious. +3

Ferments-A-Lot (GN)
- Furiously refresh my twitter feeds to find more about conference realignment... and catch up on Toddlers and Tiaras.
Guilty pleasures. +3

The Yeasty Beasties (KW) - Catch up on my TV programs such as Always Sunny and Up all Night.  When does The League start?
October 6th, but it ain't my thing. +3

Bevo XIV (DW) - Watch LHN assuming Comcast has it by then.  If not (very unlikely), I guess MLB.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! +3

Mr. Smokeypants (KH) - Ice my crotch and arse after riding my bike from Hammond, LA to Magnolia, MS on Sat. and back on Sun.
Ice crotch? So what are you doing *different* this Monday? +2

Mad Bomber (KZ) - What I always do...drink! I'm not going to let a boring football game rain on my parade. And there is always the mlb playoffs or some random futbol game.
Drinking on a Monday. One of life's great gifts. +3

BlitzKrieg (RK) - Justin Verlander vs. C.C. Sabathia is must see TV for sports fans.
Missed it. +2

Chicainery (CCa) - Watch baseball, of course!  While I recover from the GABF here in Denver.
GABF +5, baseball -1.

Large Donkey IPA (KSc) - Didn't you watch the game last Sunday night? Jesus has risen and is now playing QB for the Colts.....Watching MNF is like going to church this week.
MNF is to church as Hitler is to _______. +3

Kentucky Wildmen (GF) - Sit back in my lazyboy recliner and play NCAA 2012 as the LSU Tigers.  I'll work through season on my way to a national title.  :)  Sweet.  I am at least thankful I get to have some football time on Monday given that for one player out, this turns out to be a boring game.  Ugh!!
Ugh indeed. +3

Bob and Gary Destroyers (JH) - My wife.
Unexpected. +3

Beelzebubbles (CCo) - My husband
Totally expected. +3

Cacti3 (DCo) - My wife
You guys... +3

WhooDat4Life (Lo) - It will be Monday night at the gun range for this Who Dat. Oh and im pretty sure ill still be clowning my buddies after the molesting the Texans will receive from Ben Rapelessberger and the Steelers
Guns. Rape. America! +3

Topo Chicas (A-C) - Watch DWTS and do some online shopping.
That was my other answer. +3

Devil Dawgs (DD) - Polish up my resume and submit it for the recently vacated management position within the Boston Red Sox organization.  Idiots.
Straight gahbidge. +3

13 National Championships (CG) - Catch up on Boardwalk Empire, get drunk provably.
I want to assume "provably" is a combination of "proverbial" and "probably." I still don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty awesomener. +4

Pimp Posse (JB) - Watch Super Bowl 45 when the Saints beat the Colts in Miami. WHO DAT!"
Dat you. +3

Booyah! (MN) - Hard drugs.
If that what the kids are calling drinking juice with the little ones these days? These days, the kids probably use "drinking juice with the little ones" to mean something else too. +3

Naked Bootleggers (JN) - Weather forecast looks to be in the mid-60's and I'm shamefully out of home brew.   So I think I'll spend 4 hours in the garage brewing up an amber style beer, but wait football is on?  Good thing I have cable TV in my garage!
It only takes you 4 hours to brew and you do it at night? I don't understand Oklahoma, but hey, at least homebrewing is legal there now. +3

SEC Rejects (ANe) - Figure out which psychic betting service KP is using for the NCAA picks.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! (Let me know if you find out.) +5

1 Man Wolfpack (MF) - I'll probably go to Bed Bath and Beyond if there's time and maybe catch an episode of Teen Mom.
I'm not good at the sarcasm. For realz? +3

Team Awesome (SE) - Watch something else
Yeah. +1

Rose Ate It (SS) - Try to remember back to a time when the Cowboys had a decent QB.
Ummm. Like right now!? +3

Roughnecks (CW) - Recollect on how after Tony Dungy left both Tampa Bay and Indy, both teams went to crap.
Tony Dungy is the Jesus. +3

Hellfish (KSh) - Make some chili...with beans.
Now that you are a yank in Beantown, that is perfectly OK. +4

Throwin' Darts (MM) - What a fantastic opportunity to polish my nickel collection!  Nah, as bad as I have been doing doing in pick-em, I better start working on next weekend!
Work those nickels. +3

Dirt Burglers (D2) - I'm going to Disney Land!
Laughing in my head in an almost out loud fashion. +3

Above Average Joe (JG) - Watch it anyway
True and real. +3

Gig'em Baby (AP) - What are you talking about...I have LeGarrette Blount in 2 fantasy football leagues so I'll be watching the game!
Love this answer! +5

Chumlee's Banditos (KP) - Spend some quality time with my wife!
Define "quality." +3


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