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P-F15: Week 13 Bonus - Pick'em Dash Football's Turkey Leg Awards

Pee Wee Sperman

Plan B pill because we
all know NFL players need to stop popping out kids

OK. One
leg to Plan B.


The Guru

On a personal note, a
shout out to my wife for completing a half marathon!

turkey leg to The Guru's wife.


A Northmen

Turkey Leg to Johnny
Football for keeping out of trouble and staying first string....oh
wait..what...never mind. Turkey Leg to the Comish for getting the card out on
time (yup, not against brown nosing)

browned turkey leg.





Mine goes to the man
who created the 99 Grand Parkway. I know it wasnt a woman because the road is
super curvy!!

turkey leg to super curvy women. No turkey legs to converting roads to toll.


15 National

Turkey leg to JFB for
being the largest jackass to ever step on the football field.

Incognito gets a 2nd turkey leg.



Kubiak. Just because.

Ugh. OK.
One turkey leg to Kubes.


Tannesaurus Rex

Browns head coach for
overreacting. :)

legs to all (new franchise) Browns head coaches!



Double D

Swamp Dawgs

Les Miles. You have to
give props to a man who can get fired and take $15 million with him

leg to that goofy mf'er, Les Miles.



Turkey legs for the
turkeys in congress

turkey leg for Congress. They can figure out how to get it served.



Turkey Leg Award goes
to the best lip syncing artist during the Macy's Day parade

A turkey
leg to the sound guy.


Left Hand Scissors

Pimp Possee


A turkey
leg to you, sir.


The Velvet Neutral

My turkey leg award
goes to Johnny Football aka Johnny Used Car Salesman. With a side of douche gravy.

likes legs.


Lost Cause

Tony Romo and Dez
Bryant back together and turning the Cowboys around!

A turkey
leg to lost causes.


Naked Bootleggers

Bill F*cking O'Brien's
Juice is Loose

The Commish, nuff said

I love
turkey legs


I got nothing

Beer. Always the MVP

legs and beer.


Home Team Confusers

Fallout 4

leg to "where did the day go?"


Geaux JJ

Brownie Points

Peyton's Ponies

the turkey themselves,
by allowing us to use this day and bird as not only an excellent meal but
also as a symbol to get together with family and friends and hang out
together and bring back old times.

Also I'm sure the turkey would be pumped to get it's leg back.

A turkey
leg for your answer too.



The Donald!

for turkeys




Pickem commish for
taking time out to score all of this stuff. Seriously, I have trouble finding
the time to respond to simple, open-ended bonus questions with (presumably)
no wrong answer.

there is no wrong answer, I will take that turkey leg.


Alexandria Cyclones

6-pack of Genesee
Cream Ale

like gravy to the turkey leg.




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