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P-F15: Week 11 NFL Bonus - Tell Me Something Good

open-ended bonus question. Tell me something good.
Wee Sperman
a blowjob from your best friend's hot mom... OK. I wouldn't know, but I suppose that could be pretty good… if you were a teenager. I'm not really into my friend's moms anymore +3
Angry Tom Brady on my fantasy football team An angry Tom Brady is good. +4
There is enough DNA in an average person's body to stretch from the sun to Pluto 17 times....little known fact ;-) Nerd. +4
Gig'em Only 2 weeks til Thanksgiving! That woulda been good to read back then. +3
chicainery My wife had our baby last night. If that's not worth the full bonus, I don't know what would be! Pictures or it didn't happen. +6
Beelzebubbles I have stopped fighting the battle of the bulge and decided to embrace my inner and outer chubby girl and love me for me. Fat is where its at yo! Loving yourself is super good. +5
National Championships
Well, the Aggies are a dumpster fire.

And so are the Texans and Saints.

But... BAMA is still keeping things interesting for this kid and...

I get to be a full on fat ass in about two weeks.
That's all good, except the Texans part. +4
Bey Levain Bakery cookies. Delicious. Cookies are really good. +4
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. I guess that is good. +4
Cactie Not good. +0
Not good at all. +0 
If this presidential thing ends up Trump vs Clinton I have options:

A. Kill my DirectTV subscription

B. Move to Sweden and assume another name

C. Wait for the Trump vs Clinton special election cage match on TNT

Which do I do?
The answer is D (D?), all of the above. +4
DirtBurglars Free beer! Free beer is the best kind of beer. Free sushi on the other
hand, beware.
Over under on wins to win the AFC South: 6.5 Over is good. +3
Hand Scissors
Not so good. +0 
Tell me something good...ah baby baby baby ahhh!
Yessir. +6
Velvet Neutral Ground
We're one step closer to never, ever having to stop drinking alcohol.
Good gracious. +5
Christmas is about a month and a half away!! Naughty or good? +3
The Norris legacy will continue as my wife is having a boy! Congrats. And what a legacy it has been. +4
F*cking O'Brien's Juice is Loose
I'm every woman I can read your thoughts right now, every one from A to Z +3
got nothing
You know what's good?

You know what's gooder? Free beer. (see above) +3
Team Confusers
....Oooh Baby baby baby yeeeaaahhhhh...oooohh, oh, tell me tell me tell...... You know that's good. Original version good. +5
Not good. +0 
Also not good. +0
-Thanksgiving right around the corner with stuffing and turkey and pumpkin pie.

-Also the surprise divide in the NFL standings, either you're really good or you're not. Not sure if that is a good thing or not but all well it's interesting.
All good. +4
AccidentChild Cowboys when romo is back Nope, still not that good. +3
SayMyName Brisket and Beer So stinking good. +5
BlitzKrieg Less good. +0
It's a nice day outside. Always good. +3


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