|Obviously miniature horses would win because of their |
low center of gravity and scary pig faces
The horse, of course: Mad Bomber (KZ), Gig'em! (AP) +1
The horse, because the Irish are drunks: 15 National Championships (CG), Mississippi Mudpuppies (DR) +1
Haven't you seen the cartoons where the horse launches the people into oblivion with their hind legs? Short Irish fellows are people too, albeit little people. -Dirt Burglars (DT) +3, Solid argument
Is the miniature horse pulling a stupid Conestoga wagon? Because that might change everything if he goes all Oregon Trail on the wee Irish lad. I think I would go all in on the horse though because the Irish contingent would probably be all into the Guinness allowing the horse to knock him the fk out. -Barrel Aged Donkey (KS) +4, I died one time on the Oregon Trail after the Conestoga wagon went all up on me and my band of wee lads.
What color is the miniature horse? If it's pink then I say mini horse. I don't like green and gold little people...creep me out! -Yazoo Meat Muffins (KP) +3 Everything about this answer is creepy and awesome.
Miniature horse, every time. Just because the Irish Catholic guy is drunk and feels no pain, a horse doesn't drink and maintains full control of it's bodily functions. -The Paperboys (KW) +3 I don't know, have you ever seen a miniature horse pee?
Before I answer this, who the hell uses the "printable card" option for their picks? This was requested by the team known this year as Mrs. Carter's Moves (A-C) when we switched over from Excel spreadsheets to Google docs. I use it sometimes at my desk before putting them in the online form. +1
Horse by a nose but only cause the Irish are drunks. -AccidentChild (MN) +1
|Obviously the wee Irish fellow because all he has to do is take out one horse ankle and that thing must be put down and sent to the glue factory|
Short Irish fellow because they have awesome accents! Horses can't talk silly :-) -The Northmen (ANo) +2 The Irish fellow wins the Battle Rap Olympics every time over the horse.
The Irish, especially if the Irish fellow was the guy on Braveheart? One of the best all time. -Inconsistent Losers (ANe) +2 That Braveheart guy was a maniac.
Irish fellow. Chances are, he's a gingy. -Mrs. Carter's Moves (A-C) +4 A good reset is worth an extra point.
Short irish fellow. They have that pot of gold, all that luck, and they're always over-rated. Just don't ask me to handicap the Irish against the imaginary girlfriend. -Double D (DD) +3 Those magical creatures are always good for one or two kinky imaginary friends.
Always take the Leprechaun. -93Bronco (GF) +1 Unless of course, a horse is needed.
Short Irish fellow would glide over the rainbow to win. -Lost Cause (JH) +2 Oh, I can totally picture that.
The short Irish fellow. If he loses the fight he can just lie to his imaginary girlfriend and say he won. -The Velvet Neutral Ground (JC) +2 She's [not] dead.
The Irish. Gotta have some luck in even matchups. -Naked Bootleggers (JN) +3 Has anyone ever questioned this Irish luck thing? It seems like the they may be claiming bad luck too.
Obviously you got jokes and/or have
no idea who would win the match-up
Everybody wins in this scenario, especially the fans! -chicainery (CCa) +2 But does it make money, because that's more important?
Neither, the mini-Ditka would win. -Bevo XIV (DW) +3 This may be funny, but I don't get it.
The fat, ginger quarterback that ate them. -The Creekside Purple Sacks (KH) +3 Haaa.
We talking about racing or fighting here? I think they should join up to create the ultimate college mascot, he could even use the Florida St Seminoles weapon to create the ultimate trifecta. -One Man Wolfpack (MF) +4 So this ultimate trifecta is a miniature pig-faced drunk ginger centaur with a spear? I'm scared.
Camel vs. Midgets in relay race. Photo finish. Depends which little person is racing last. -Pimp Possee (JB) +5