P-F25 Annual Recruitment Email: Welcome aboard Flight 2025, Here’s Your Safety Demo!

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[PA chime] Good evening passengers. Surely you can’t be serious about skipping Pick’em Dash Football this year. 

I am serious -- and like, don’t call me Shirley. 

How to board

  • Returning passengers: Grab your boarding pass and head to the priority queue (by clicking the signup form)
  • New passengers: Actually the same process, same pas, then *sonic boom*, you’re on the manifest. 

In-flight procedure 

  1. NCAA Regular Season route: ~15 games per week; picks against the spread (mind the crosswinds). 1st & 2nd place winners. 1/3 of pot total. 
  2. NFL Regular Season seating: all games, 14–16 per week; straight up landings (no point-spreads, no layovers). 1st & 2nd place winners. 1/3 of pot total. 
  3. NCAA Bowls + Playoff Challenge: set your confidence seatbelts + college football playoff cockpit showdown. 1/2 of 1/3 of pot total 
  4. NFL Playoff Approach: weekly, against the spread, Vegas-style vectors. 1/2 of 1/3 of pot total 

Cabin advisories

  • Deadline for most picks are before kickoff (if you must). Some weeks and the postseason contests have hard deadlines for the whole card. 
  • If you chose the fish last season, try the beef. 
  • You should always fade the public, except when you absolutely shouldn’t. 
  • Trash talk stows neatly in the overhead. 
  • Friends fly free (free to you, that is) --recruit boldly! 
Thank you for choosing P-F25 Airlines where upgrades are unlimited and the seatbelt sign is permanently set to “win.” Ready for takeoff? Flaps set, brakes set… throttle up!




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