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P-F18: One Is The Loneliest Number of Cards (Week 15 NFL Bonus)

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And then there was at least one, otherwise this would be awkward. Let’s see which of your prime answers have the power to be The One of the “what would you rather have one of’s.”

The Money:

DR, BO, ANe, SZ, ANo all want versions of a large bank account (+2). Something Creative (KS) is going to make it happen in his new one day work week (+3).

The Power:

CC, BF, DW all want just one significant other (+2). Although Beelzebubbles’ (CC) “baby daddy” answer rises above (+4). Big Papa (AM) prefers just one headache, which must be related to power -- or both his heads are hurting and I'm sorry about that (+3)

The Rest:

Katy Tigers (RH) just wants one bill to pay. I’m assuming you like all-inclusive vacations too (+3).

Accidentchild (MN) wants one child, and hopefully, the other 3 don’t read P-F blog posts (+3).

Huntwick Homies (KW) would rather have just one round of chicken pox, and you’ll have to explain, because I didn’t think you could get more than one (+3).

Lost Cause (JH) would rather just have one password (+4). Stash90 probably.

My favorite answer was Dirt Burglars’ (DT) Pringles (+6). Once you pop…

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