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think know that we all have a little Baker Mayfield crush. Do not deny it. Everyone is either (1) a huge Baker fanatic or (2) a closet Baker lover. You cannot convince me otherwise. What kind of Baker fan are you?
(1) Baker fanatics:
SoonerTheBetter (BL): Baker-is-the-greatest-QB-in-college-history-and-will-take-Tom-Brady's-place-as- the-greatest-of-all-time-in-the-NFL. That kind of fan.
Word up. I’m sure you’ll find no arguments here. +4
Shake and Baker (JN): I was the biggest of Baker fan until my wife informed me she would leave me for him.
You need to support your wife. She’s good people. +3
Beelzebubbles (CC): Like, i love love him. Like his underwear modeling is my rotating background.
He's the total package. +4
Cornholio's Bunghole (BO): Well, I'm straight, so I can't be a closet Baker lover. I must be a Baker fanatic.
Love is not logical. Love is irrational. You get it. +3
The Texans don’t need a GM (CK): Dangerous
Move over Queen Bey, it’s King Bak. +3
Cockypantherfan (SZ): Poster on the ceiling above my bed
This kind of love could be 1 or 2, but I’m going to put this in the totally not creepy fanatic bucket. +4
Dirt Burglars (DT): Homer
Some times the love apple doesn't fall far from the home tree. +3
Gary 'wii mis yu' Francis (RH): Non-closeted, negative non-cis binary/tertiary fan ever!!
YAS! +4
I Look Good On Top (BF): Huge Upside
Okrrr. I’ve never stared at his huge upside, but +3
(2) Closet Baker lovers:
More Challenges (ANe): I watch Baker Mayfield clips and then erase my browsing history.
So is this your big coming out? +4
General Wartz (JM): Hate 'em
Scientifically speaking, hate is the same emotion as love. Maybe you aren’t ready to come out yet. +3
Too much pressure to come up with a name quickly (KS): Anti baker mayfield fan
Not capitalizing his name… dead closet lover giveaway. +3
Big Papa (AM): I am the fan that knows he is 100% Douche bag!!!!!
And everyone knows bad boys are the best. +3
Bevo XV (DW): Baker who?
You know that Baker! +2
Lost Cause (JH): Baker who??
Stop playing hard to get you guys!! +2
Swampdogs (DR) The "I hope he gets a head butt to the chin and has to get his jaw wired shut" kind of fan. And that's no disrespect to Baker. I think he's a great player.
The “I want to feed him milkshakes” kind of fan. That’s not creepy. +4
Gigem! (AP): The one who enjoys watching him get run down by cops and slammed into the concrete...what a DB!
Legal porn. +4
Commodore Nation (KH): Love to hate, hate to love.
Really tears at the emotions. +3
Crigga88 (CR): He’s all HYPE
Believe it +2
Huntwick Hosers (KW): The kind that wants to seem him fail, because he just sucks a$$.
So obviously you have the closet love. +3
BlitzKrieg (RK): "He hasn't distinguished himself enough on the field in the NFL to deserve much attention from me either way. Just another middling QB right now. 2018: 27th in completion percentage, 17th in yards, tied for 3rd most interceptions, 11th in TDs"
Secret nerd love +4
A Northmen (ANo): A Cleveland Browns Baker fan, an occasional win that gives them false hope that they are finally going to be good doesn't bug me. Okay, maybe I'm not a Baker fan after all.
Sometimes it takes a little time to distill your emotions. +4
Accidentchild (MN): I will NEVER be a fan of anyone who played for OU (this better be a 5 pt response!)
A five-point closet response, for sure. +5
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