P-F25 Annual Recruitment Email: Welcome aboard Flight 2025, Here’s Your Safety Demo!

[PA chime] Good evening passengers. Surely you can’t be serious about skipping Pick’em Dash Football this year. I am serious -- and like, don’t call me Shirley. How to board Returning passengers: Grab your boarding pass and head to the priority queue (by clicking the signup form ) New passengers: Actually the same process, same pas, then *sonic boom*, you’re on the manifest. In-flight procedure NCAA Regular Season route: ~15 games per week; picks against the spread (mind the crosswinds). 1st & 2nd place winners. 1/3 of pot total. NFL Regular Season seating: all games, 14–16 per week; straight up landings (no point-spreads, no layovers). 1st & 2nd place winners. 1/3 of pot total. NCAA Bowls + Playoff Challenge: set your confidence seatbelts + college football playoff cockpit showdown. 1/2 of 1/3 of pot total NFL Playoff Approach: weekly, against the spread, Vegas-style vectors. 1/2 of 1/3 of pot total Cabin advisories Deadline for...