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P-F25 Week 14 NFL Bonus - Turkey Leg Trophy Edition

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“Give a Turkey Leg Trophy to someone/something/some concept.” [PA Chime] This is your captain speaking. In the spirit of John Madden’s legendary turducken tradition, we asked the cabin to hand out a Turkey Leg Trophy to anyone -- real, fictional, conceptual -- who truly deserved a celebratory drumstick. The results were… well, exactly what you’d expect from a plane full of football fanatics, street philosophers, and one person who fears Vanderbilt Admissions more than any SEC defense. Let’s carve this bird. A Northmen (AN) Turkey Leg → Paul Tagliabue +4 A ceremonial nod to the most overlooked commissioner in NFL history. Somewhere, Tagliabue is hoping you just stop for a picture and not a hug. TEAMNAME (BR) Turkey Leg → “Joe blows” +5 I assume Joe doesn't blow, so this likely goes to all the Joe Blow's out there. [Biggie voice] Yeah… this bonus right here... this bonus i s dedicated to all the Joe Blows out there... a ll the folks who doubted, a ll the people in the...
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P-F25 Week 14 NCAA Bonus: What are you thankful for?

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[PA Chime] This is your captain speaking. As we approached Thanksgiving airspace, we invited passengers to quietly enter what they’re thankful for into a “totally private” box. What followed was obviously an honest, chaotic, and fully on-brand display of gratitude from our fellow pick’em travelers. A Northmen (AN):  My car. +3 Efficient. Practical. Grounded. But does it drive itself? TEAMNAME (BR):  This league. +5 And who can blame him? The spreadsheets, drama, and bonus value. Queenbspice (CC):  Stretchy pants. +4 The true MVP of November. A garment of freedom. 18 National Championships (CG):  Jesus Christ. +4 A sincere and stabilizing force. I'm sure He was there in spirit. Pure Random Cubed (CN):  A bigger coin for playoff season. +4 No mention of penny. RIP. Cuernos Largos (CT):  Pecan pie. +3 A regional treasure that can be a spiritual experience. Swamp Dogs (DR):  My dachshund Otto turns 17 this week. +5 A *very* good Swamp Dog! B...
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P-F25 Week 10 NCAA Bonus: Imagine a Pick'em Halloween Party. What’s your costume game plan?

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The Pick'em plane mysteriously lands near a deserted town. The scoreboard flickers in the window like a haunted sportsbook, and wandering around are a few kids dressed as a 6-6 season. The house has a sign reading "Trick or Treat… Mostly Treat!" and a bowl full of bonus points poorly disguised as tampered wrapped candy.  There’s a knock at the door…  Knock 1 - Club Random: First up we’ve got a cluster of grapes, Run-DMC (presumably Rev Run... despite it being a very committed white guy in Adidas), and Tails (editor’s choice: from Sonic). Not far behind is someone and two minions dressed together as 7, 3, and 6. If you don't get the costume, that's the number of days Oklahoma hasn't scored a touchdown against The University of Texas. Full-size Snickers and Twix for everyone. (CC,CG+3; CN,AN+4)   Knock 2 - This is SportsCenter: The Vanderbilt Commander, Oregon Donald Duck, and Dan Wetzel carrying a case of Busch with a fat bear in tow walk into a bar. “No animal...
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P-F25 Week 7 NCAA Bonus: What's Wrong With Arch?

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[PA Chime] This is your captain speaking. I’m not sure if you’ve seen from the seatback entertainment this flight, but the Texas passing game has problems.  At Pick’em Dash Football Airlines, we solve all problems mid-air and by committee -- so what’s wrong with Arch ? The initial advice was more back-of-the-airplane-beverage napkin. Swamp Dogs (DR) suggests “run the ball.” Shot Callers (RD) blames the sidelines with "Sark play calling." Feels accurate.  Bevo XV (DW) demanded a nostalgic reroute: “Bring back David Ash.” Wookie Cookies (KH) left us with a mid-season obit or a really great comeback movie: "Fallen." What happens when "his line is straight trash, and the dude is seeing ghosts. He'll be 'aight."  18 National Championships (CG) knows that kind of play doesn't cut it year after year in the SEC.  I assume TEAMNAME (BR) was also alluding to o-line issues, although what came through on the form was "O♧", and I'm not sure ...
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P-F25 Week 7 Flightlog - Fasten Your Seatbelts

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[NFL Sounding PA Chime] (scroll down for the NCAA update) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Week 6 brought some turbulence, and when the dust settled in the cabin, some of you lost your cards in seatback pockets. Turbulence happens, and we drop the lowest score, so whether it was me or those upsets, we are mostly forgetting those Week 6 NFL picks. Please ensure your seat backs are in the full upright position, you've chugged your beverages, and your tray tables are in their full upright position. All chugged? Did I mention the bathrooms are closed for Week 7?  Boarding now : NFL Week 7 card is ready for departure. We have another London game and two Monday Night Football games again. Yeehaw. NFL Weekly Card: https://tinyurl.com/pf25-pro-card Week 6 NFL Scoreboard Recap:  High flyers: Bite a Kneecap Offs (RK), Swamp Dogs (DR), and Far Left Handed (GN) (8!) Dubs: No one. Reverse Wins: CG, MN, CT (would have scored 10 with reverse picks) Leaderboard: Your overa...
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P-F25 Week 5 Flight Log: In-Flight Beverage Service Now Open

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[PA Chime] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain with a brief update from the cockpit. Our in-flight beverage service is now open. We're a little short on help here at Pick'em Dash Football Airlines. You can just take what you want from the shelves. I'll vouch. Boarding now : Both the NCAA and NFL Week 5 cards are up. File your flight plans at your earliest convenience. (All the metaphors don't have to make perfect sense, right?) NCAA Weekly Card: https://tinyurl.com/pf25-fbs-card NFL Weekly Card: https://tinyurl.com/pf25-pro-card Flight data : Weekly scores and the updated leaderboard are posted at their respective game sites. NCAA Scoreboard: https://tinyurl.com/pf25-fbs-score NFL Scoreboard: https://tinyurl.com/pf25-pro-score In-flight entertainment : Speaking of the help, this week’s full review will be written by none other than Eleven Verticals (ON). Tray tables up and eyes forward -- unless you are "grabbing a totally free beverage off the closest bever...
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P-F25: Week 3 NFL Bonus - Two MNF Games Is the Best!

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[PA Chime] Thiiiiiiis is your captain speaking. For our NFL Week 3 bonus we asked why doubling up Monday Night Football is the best. The cabin chimed in with answers ranging from bedtime complaints to bold mathematical proofs. We'll board in reverse order. Economy: These all felt like they belonged together. Simple, somewhat punchy one-liners that leaned on numbers, timing, or just the joy of more football. This group wasn't weighed down with heavy baggage. They just gave their quick tray-table takes.  Swamp Dogs (DR): Twice as much is always at least three times as nice. Bevo XV (DW): Two is always better than one! Unsolicited Dicker Kicks (MK): When everyone’s on prime time, no one’s on prime time. Accidentchild (MN): There's 2 games. Which is better than 1. Shot Callers (RD): More football is better! Mediocrity (RH): I get to stay up past my bedtime (maybe). Jerry’s Gerrymander-ers (KW):  It doesn’t, the second game is past my bedtime. Far Left-Handed (GN): Because I g...
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