Saturday, December 28, 2013

P-F13: Bowl Pick'em Challenge, Part 4 - Paperboys delivering, no they're not

Time to get stupid scared.

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[Picture The Paperboys (KW) walking in slow with a bit of a strut. Maybe like a bit of a pimp walk. Picture his parents horrified as they realize the lyrics are foul, shocking, and straight up scary as sh!t. Picture KW eating a cockroach and not throwing it up]

He's a Texan fan. Just kidding. He's a Texas fan. Just kidding. He's from Texas and a cowboy. Just kidding. A farmer. He's got mad flow. Just kidding. His gas is sweet. He rides the train to save energy. Just kidding he's the engineer. Just kidding. He is an Engineer. And he makes beer. And drinks a lot too, but that's because he makes so much. It's scary.

But seriously. Yonkers is a scary song. It's so scary that the music alone can make other songs scary too.




Are your picks are scary good or scary bad?

(the most recent scores are now being tracked in a newer post)

Friday, December 27, 2013

P-F13: Bowl Pick'em Challenge, Part 3 - Great picks are no accident, child

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You may know him as AccidentChild (MN), but he didn't even leave a team name in his registration this year.
There's nothing wrong with him. Let the bodies hit the floor.
He likes The Real Housewives, but obvs only ironically.
There's nothing wrong with him. Let the bodies hit the floor.
He spent a good portion of his life looking almost exactly like what many people think Jesus looked like.
There's nothing wrong with him. Let the bodies hit the floor.
He's like family to me, because he's actually -- like -- family.
There's nothing wrong with him. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Great picks are something all of us need. Great picks are something that money can’t buy, and something you can't fully enjoy football season without But most of us learn to cope. Great picks are the stuff that dreams are made of. It’s that quality of the picks that makes the future look brighter and football worth watching.

Where do you find great picks? How do you get great picks? Drowning Pool says "You're all by yourself, but you're not alone. You wanted in now you're here." Don't be consumed by the fear of crappy picks. There is nothing wrong with you. There is nothing wrong with me. Something's got to give. Now let the bodies hit the floor.

How are your bowl picks going?

(the most recent scores are now being tracked in a newer post)

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Monday, December 23, 2013

P-F13: Bowl Pick'em Challenge, Part 2 - Lost Cause

Ladies and gentlemen!! We'll cover two games on this post. But first, I’d like to kick off our Pick’em Dash Football player spotlight. (Hit play on the jam below for the full effect.)



Our first spotlight He won’t hold back his passion for the Cowboys and Longhorns. You may remember Lost Cause (JH) as the guy who recently blew the 2013 NCAA Pick’em contest.

At press time, the Bowl Challenge lead is his to lose. He is quite literally a Lost Cause.

Don’t.

Make.

Him.

Cloooose!!!

One more door.

Lost Cause (JH) is picking perfect right now. Our first game today is the Beeeeeeeeef Oooooo’ Brady’s Bowl. Has anyone been to this place? It may just be like a Chilis, but I have to give them props for having Beef in their name. That does something inside for me. This year’s edition has the C-USA champion. What’s that? Oh, OK. Today is C-USA RUNNER UP – huh? Today we have C-USA EAST runner-up, hailing from the state of East Carolina vs a team from the state Ohio, although I’m pretty sure that one of those is not a state. The game is at 1 PM on the eve of Christmas Eve in St. Petersburg Florida, so don’t count on anyone being there but the team and a few locals taking an extended lunch break.

Tomorrow evening brings us a much more exciting game from Hawaii. Boise State lost their coach. Oregon State is 6-6. Who you got?

(the most recent scores are now being tracked in a newer post)

Saturday, December 21, 2013

P-F13: Bowl Pick'em Challenge, Part 1 - The Kickoff

At this time of year we think about the greatest gift that mankind ever received --- College Football. Bowl season was born out of someone's idea to extend the joy of college football season by one more game to bring even more joy to the already joyful joyousness. For over a decade, this has been celebrated by the act of picking each game straight up and ranking each based on confidence. Today, bowl season has been commercialized to the point that we start talking about it in August and we only get games that make a select few the richest. Today we still pick in remembrance of the true gift: approximately one half of one third of the P-F pot. After all, as a person once said, “It is more blessed to pick than abstain. Seriously.”

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(the most recent scores are now being tracked in a newer post)


Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

P-F13 Week 16 NFL Card

One is the loneliest number of cards.

NFL Pick'em