Saturday, October 29, 2011

P-F11: Week 9 NFL Results

updated 11/2/11 10:13 PM


When you are done Tebowing, you can check out the... Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 9 NFL Card (v1.0)

P-F11: Week 9 NCAA Results

updated 10/29/11 11:24 PM

I guess those Chumlee jinxes haven't kicked in yet.
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 9 NCAA Card (v1.0)

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Weeks 6 & 7 NFL Bonus Question: Are You Ready for Some Football

The opinion seems nearly unanimous that the MNF intro is irrelevant. However, I’m surprised that given the high level of production most big sporting events get these days, introductions in general usually suck. Come to think of it, most television shows have uninspired intros as well. However, if you flip on the NFL Network, I think you could cut a segment out of just about anything NFL Films puts together and it would be the best intro to a game that the NFL has ever seen. That is my suggestion, but you guys had some other ones.

Northmen (ANo)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: I'm not a huge fan of the man (maybe one or two songs) but what about Toby Keith. He has the same tone as Hank. Otherwise I stick with my original pick of Big and Rich because they would KILL for country.
Commissioner comments: Don’t qualify your love for Toby Keith. I bet he’d kill for plenty of stuff too, or maybe even for no reason. Folks, don't trust anyone who dresses up in a costume when they aren't at work or it's not Halloween. (And to the rest of you guys, if you missed that CMT show music competition with Rich, Gone Country, then you missed the “kill for country” quote as well as song all time great guilty pleasure television). +3


Ferments-A-Lot (GN)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Two words. Bubba Sparxxx.
Commissioner comments: Speaking of no-talent Big and I’m-even-more-awesome-than-this-huge-fur-decorated-coat-I’m-wearing Rich, it’s a P-F tradition for me to remind you guys of the glory days of College Gameday intros. Bubba customized a song every week before ESPN decided to put more zing in our zang zangs. Yeah, I'm giving myself +4


The Yeasty Beasties (KW)
Are you ready for some football? America, f*ck yes. +2
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: May I suggest The Lonely Island? They're humorous rapping skills are quite strong, and it would be nice to have a little censoring on the opening song.
Commissioner comments: I’m on a boat to Rivis Island, mother lovers. This beat cost a lot of mon-nay. +4

BevoXIV (DW)
Are you ready for some football? No Hank, no Frank Gifford, not sure. +2 (b/c I like that answer), -1 (b/c it’s wrong).
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Guns and Roses (Welcome to the Jungle)
Commissioner comments: Sure, what could be more played out than Welcome to the Jungle? :) +2

Mr. Smokeypants (KH)
Are you ready for some football? I’m ready for some foosball. +1, close enough.
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: This is too easy: Cowboy Troy.
Commissioner comments: (Intentionally) Terrible (hopefully) +3


On 2nd thought, -1.

Mad Bomber (KZ)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Bring back Hank Jr.! but if I must pick I will say Justin Timberlake he brought sexy back so I think he can bring MNF back...what!?!
Commissioner comments: You mthrfkrs don’t know how to act. +3

BlitzKrieg (RK)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: no answer
Commissioner comments: +0

Chicainery (CCa)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Metallica - we'll stay in a similar vein of well-past-their-prime artists that appeal to a broad segment of the NFL fanbase.
Commissioner comments: James Hetfield’s voice may be a little dark for MNF. +3
Ooh ooh, speaking of Hank Jr.’s comments and BlitzKrieg’s no-answer above, how the hell didn’t BLITZKRIEG have Metallica as an answer?!?! Or if not the Metallica cover, at least Blitzkrieg themselves.

What the heil!

Large Donkey IPA (KSc)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Guns N Fuckin Roses - Welcome to the fucking jungle bitch
Commissioner comments: Hmmm... That’s an alternate version that I haven’t heard before. B-side from a GNR cover band? +3

Kentucky Wildmen (GF)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: no answer
Commissioner comments: +0

Bob and Gary Destroyers (JH)
Are you ready for some football? I'm ready for some Dixie Chicks. +1 (You lie. I know you, and I know you are ready for some Reba McEntire.)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: no answer
Commissioner comments: +0

Beelzebubbles (CCo)
Are you ready for some football? I wanna rock! +0 (Yeah, but what if the Cowboys are on? The correct answer was “Yes”.)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: I would like to see a little something from Suicidal Tendencies. How will I laugh tomorrow? When I can’t even smile today? I mean when I hear this after a devastating Cowboy loss....
Love and peace flash through my mind
Pain and hate are all I find
Find no hope in nothing new
Never had a dream come true
Lies and hate and agony
Through my eyes that's all I see
If I'm gonna cry
Will you wipe away my tears?
If I'm gonna die
Lord please take away my fear
Before I drown in sorrow
Last thing that I'll say
How will I laugh tomorrow
If I can't even smile today
and that...is how a Cowboy loss feels.
Commissioner comments: Wow. I forgot Suicidal Tendencies even existed, although I was a little young in the 80s for social commentary rock. +4 for the reminder.


Cacti3 (DCo)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Chester Bennington
Commissioner comments: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
reeeeeeeeeeeeeed-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
some
footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllll +4


WhooDat4Life (Lo)
Are you ready for some football? Was tired of that song anyway (Nah man, the correct answer was “Yes” :)) +0
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Hey man somebody pull in Journey and have them do a football version of "Don’t Stop Believing"
Commissioner comments: Now THAT’S “well-past-their-prime artists that appeal to a broad segment of the NFL fanbase.” +3


Topo Chicas (A-C)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Hootie....without the Blowfish.
Commissioner comments: Yeah, but do we want the dude crying every time the Dolphins are on and losing? What a baby. +3


Devil Dawgs (DD)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: An artist with esteem and class.... Big and Rich, of course.
Commissioner comments: NNEEEXT!! +3

13 National Championships (CG)
Are you ready for some football? You bet your sweet ass... +2 (it *is* sweet, thanks for noticing)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: U2 and Greenday singing ” The Saints are Coming” even when the Saints aren't on MNF... We are God's team after all.
Commissioner comments: Love you, man. Don’t like that song, so I’m not down with that suggestion. +3
(no, I will not post that video)

Pimp Posse (JB)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1, but what is worse; ESPN pulling hank from MNF or ABC allowing Chaz Bono to be on TV. I AM STILL CONFUSED! (Yes, but I don’t watch dancing shows. +1)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Lil Wayne with any version of "green and yellow" for the teams he likes to win on MNF.
Commissioner comments: The idea of Mickey Mouse pulling Hank for Weezy is worth some extra P-F bonus points. +4
“He sh!ttin on these fools, no bathroom”


Booyah! (MN)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Shaqfu
Commissioner comments: “I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ‘em”
Take that Kobe! +4


Naked Bootleggers (JN)
Are you ready for some football? Hell yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Milli Vanilli could just lip sync the current song.
Commissioner comments: Dude, either Milli or Vanilli is dead, so he’ll have to be CGI in the lip sync. And I think enough time has passed that it’s OK to say “Blame it on the Rain” is a great song. +3


SEC Rejects (ANe)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Nick Javas.
Commissioner comments: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +5


1 Man Wolfpack (MF)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Well, since all opening TV football games have to have a country and western singer perform the fire me up intro, I think they should bring Willie out, joint, mushrooms and all. On the Road Again, maybe with a little electric guitar, would do it for me.
Commissioner comments: But who are they going to choose after Willie dies mid-season? +3

Team Awesome (SE)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: No answer
Commissioner comments: +0

Rose Ate It (SS)
Are you ready for some football? Racist questions. Please moderate. (HA!) +2
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: David Allen Coe
Commissioner comments: OK. He’s been making music for like 6 decades, so I guess that meets the MNF criteria. +3

Roughnecks (CW)
Are you ready for some football? No, I'm ready for Hitler to play golf with Netanyahu! +0 (The correct answer was “Yes”)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Hank is not a countrified fool. ESPN frowned upon his 1st amendment right to free speech. It's not like he sung about Hitler in the intro song... He said it on a daytime TV interview. Oh well. Barry Sanders is going to do it the rest of the year and then quit, just like he did in the NFL.
Commissioner comments: This ain’t a politico-themed website, but I’d like to mention that you may not understand either “1st Amendment rights” or what happened with Hank. I’m just saying. This is a +1, not for the politics, but for the lack of a song suggestion.

Hellfish (KSh)
Are you ready for some football? No. +0 (The correct answer was “Yes”)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Justin Timberlake
Commissioner comments: No comment, rib guy. +3


Throwin’ Darts (MM)
Are you ready for some football? Yes +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: No answer
Commissioner comments: +0

Dirt Burglers (D2)
Are you ready for some football? I'm ready for all the unhealthy, fried and fatty food that makes all of the commercials bearable. +1 (I’m assuming you meant “Yes”)
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Weird Al Yankovic - I Can't Watch This
Commissioner comments: I like it, but I’m not sure ESPN would be down with the message. +4


Above Average Joe (JG)
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Janet Jackson
Commissioner comments: I think the NFL has Janet and Hank on the same list. +3
I’m assuming that you had this in mind…


… and not this.


Gig’em Baby
Are you ready for some football? Yes. +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Lil Wayne...fo sho! He has grillz, tats, and a bunch of rowdy friends...
Commissioner comments: True dat. +3

Chumlee’s Banditos
Are you ready for some football? Hell Yes! +1
Suggestion for new MNF introduction song: Aerosmith
Commissioner comments: Very sensible choice. +3






Sunday, October 23, 2011

P-F11: Week 8 NFL Results

updated 10/27/11 10:59 AM

OMG guys. I'm just starting to reset after yesterday's Independence Brewing anniversary party. And I'm pretty sure I came home and watched Tech beat Oklahoma. ESPN.com appears to confirm that memory. (That extra celebratory beer was probably not necessary.)

Streaker High Five
The pay-for-play league scorecard is below.

Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 8 NFL Card (v1.0)-Scorecard




Other league stuff...

Perfection is Hard
I've did a quick search through the archives, and while I found some talk about perfection, I'm fairly certain that we've only had one person ever have a perfect card: Northmen (ANo). And she's done it twice. AND one was a perfect weekend (NCAA and NFL).

Mr Smokeypants got Flacco'ed out of a perfect NFL card this week. But then again, who hasn't been Flacco'ed once or twice in their life?

This year, Gig'em Baby (AP) still holds the top NFL score when he submitted a 15 of 16 NFL card in Week 2. Speaking of Gig'em Baby, he lost the top spot on the leaderboard to BlitzKrieg this week. Half the league is still in this race, though.

Bonus
Most of us not only got Flacco'ed out of the MNF pick, but we also got Flacco'ed out of 3 bonus points.

Bonus Question: Ugh, another sorry ass MNF game. Pick against the spread (3 points, if correct)
Baltimore -8.5
Jacksonville +8.5
(score Bal 7, Jax 12)

Props to KW, DW, RK, CW. All who felt a little less Flacco'ey on Tuesday morning.

TEBOW!
Look y'all, I'm not trying to say Tebow is a good QB, but he did lead his team to an improbably last minute victory. That's worth a kiss. Right?



Dude's got VY potential. Just saying.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

P-F11: Week 8 NCAA Results

updated 10/25/11 2:00 PM

So, This Happened

Go Independence Brewery!!! 7th ANniversary wooooooooooooo!!1! Enj0y!!1!
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And If You Thought I Missed This
...then you were only partially right. The day and evening were spent "sampling" (behind the taps, b/c that's how I roll there) the product at a wild Independence Brewery Anniversary party. Before the night was over, I discussed bathrooms with some of the band (and reminded them to not bring their drinks in there), took a picture of my meat pie (what?), and went to a movie at Alamo Drafthouse. Some may choose to criticize my decision, but since I had no issues writing my beer order with those tiny golf pencils in a dark theater, I think I was OK for some more.

Thanks to a rain delay, I got to do all that and still catch the completion of Tech ruining OU's season.

I remember one year when Tech ruined Texas' season.



I still have a hard time watching that. Posting it here is part of my therapy.

This is What it Feels Like to be a Sooner
I'm just guessing.


This is What it Feels Like to be a Red Raider
...and a Longhorn... and a Cowboy.



h/t Mr. Smokeypants for the video. I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.

Bonus
Favorites have been killing it against the spread this year. On our cards, the favorite is almost 60% so far. We have 6 ROAD favorites on the card this week. How many road favs cover? 

The correct answer was 2.
Props to GF, JB, CW, D2 +3

Week 8 Lucky Dog: Yeasty Beasties (KW) - 6
Week 8 Weekly Winners: Mr. Smokeypants (KH), Kentucky Wildmen (GF), Pimp Posse (JB), Hellfish (KSh), Throwin' Darts (MM), Dirt Burglers (D2) - 10

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Sunday, October 16, 2011

P-F11: Week 7 NFL Results

updated 10/20/11 1:39 PM

Are you ready for some football?
Yes. I have started the bonus question post... I promise. But "Yes" was the correct answer.

The Top.
Take a look at the top of the standings (posted below). More than half of the teams are still in this thing. Watch out Gig'em Baby (AP), we be comin'.

Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 7 NFL Card (v1.0)-Scorecard

P-F11: Week 7 NCAA Results

updated 10/20/11 1:32 PM

What is going on?
Don't ask me. I didn't watch a lick of college football this weekend (except for the completion of the dirt burglar sweep in Austin).

I heard some stuff though. 
I heard the aggies are pretty good. I suppose it is possible that Baylor isn't really that good. But for those of you that love to hate on the aggies, I counter with this:



Boom! Roasted. Still not buying in? Apparently Tannehill and Swope are fishing buddies too. AAAAAhahahahahahahaaha. Remember how funny those fishing buddy jokes are? Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Yeah, I don't get it. I was just laughing because you were.

I noticed some stuff and then Googled it later.
Really Gamecocks? 14-12? How do you not cover against Texas A&M Mississippi State?!? I missed the pick. Others lost a collective $30 Million Dollars because you took an intentional safety at the end of the game.

I've got my eye on you.
Chumlee's Banditos (KP) posted a pedestrian 8 this week. Unless you pick 6 of 15 in Week 8, the jinx is coming. Big props to KSc, JB, GF, Lo, A-C- and CCo, who could all probably find a way to make some money in Vegas this year betting on College Football, but who are all 11+ picks behind KP.

Some dirty bleep.
No love lost in the SEC.


Week 7 NCAA Bonus.
There are 8 undefeated teams on the card. How many of them will lose this week?

The correct answer was 2.

Winners: ANo, KW, KH, RK, CCa, JH, CCo, MN, D2

Also, DD was the Lucky Dog this week, getting the boost from 5 to 6.
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 7 NCAA Card (v1.0)-Scorecard

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

P-F11: Week 6 NFL Results

updated 10/11/11 10:16 PM

R.I.P. Al Davis

The Elvis of NFL owners. 
A superstar in his youth,
and punchline at his death.
@GaryDrossel


Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 6 NFL Card (v1.0)-Scoreboard

Saturday, October 8, 2011

P-F11: Week 6 NCAA Results

updated 10/9/11 12:09 PM


What an indescribable Saturday. I think ou just scored again.

Das Racst - hahahaha jk?

Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 6 NCAA Card (v1.0)-Scoreboard

Vandy was the correct bonus question answer. Congrats to those who disrespected Mr. Smokeypants (KH) with that pick. Aw damnit, it looks like ou just scored again.

Friday, October 7, 2011

NCAA Football TV Watching Guide 10/08/11

If ou embarrasses Texas this weekend, then my schedule will look something like this:


Otherwise, this:
ncaa-on-tv--2011-10-08

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

P-F11: Week 5 NFL Results

updated 10/04/11 11:12 PM

Missed Sunday?
Let me recap.

Texans get Foster, lose Johnson, break Big Ben in win. Devin Hester triple somersaults his way to the NFL record for punt returns. Daaaa Bears. Dwayne Bowe and the Chiefs got Gus Johnson'ed. The Bills got their first loss. Colt McCoy threw 61 passes, but to who? The Browns suck worse than the Titans. Romo pulled one of the greatest Romos of all time. Sam Bradford's shoulder 2.0 gets tested with seven sacks, and Redskins get Rams'ed. The Dream Team loses to the '9ers. Saints pick up another W in their tour of the AFC South. In the battle of the birds, Falcons > Seahawks. Giants get an ego boost in comeback win over winless Arizona. Tom Brady is great at any hair length. Packers... are awesome. San Diego didn't get to see their team beat the crappy Dolphins because of blackout rules. Sanchise Romos the Jets from a win. Hank Williams Jr. accidentally country'd his way out of mainstream media, and someone won and someone lost the football game.

How'd You Do?
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 5 NFL Card (v1.0)-Scorecard



What Did You Do Monday Night?
Northmen (ANo) - Amazing Race
Ooooh burn! Reality TV! Actually, I know you are serious. +3

Ferments-A-Lot (GN)
- Furiously refresh my twitter feeds to find more about conference realignment... and catch up on Toddlers and Tiaras.
Guilty pleasures. +3

The Yeasty Beasties (KW) - Catch up on my TV programs such as Always Sunny and Up all Night.  When does The League start?
October 6th, but it ain't my thing. +3

Bevo XIV (DW) - Watch LHN assuming Comcast has it by then.  If not (very unlikely), I guess MLB.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! +3


Mr. Smokeypants (KH) - Ice my crotch and arse after riding my bike from Hammond, LA to Magnolia, MS on Sat. and back on Sun.
Ice crotch? So what are you doing *different* this Monday? +2

Mad Bomber (KZ) - What I always do...drink! I'm not going to let a boring football game rain on my parade. And there is always the mlb playoffs or some random futbol game.
Drinking on a Monday. One of life's great gifts. +3

BlitzKrieg (RK) - Justin Verlander vs. C.C. Sabathia is must see TV for sports fans.
Missed it. +2

Chicainery (CCa) - Watch baseball, of course!  While I recover from the GABF here in Denver.
GABF +5, baseball -1.

Large Donkey IPA (KSc) - Didn't you watch the game last Sunday night? Jesus has risen and is now playing QB for the Colts.....Watching MNF is like going to church this week.
MNF is to church as Hitler is to _______. +3

Kentucky Wildmen (GF) - Sit back in my lazyboy recliner and play NCAA 2012 as the LSU Tigers.  I'll work through season on my way to a national title.  :)  Sweet.  I am at least thankful I get to have some football time on Monday given that for one player out, this turns out to be a boring game.  Ugh!!
Ugh indeed. +3

Bob and Gary Destroyers (JH) - My wife.
Unexpected. +3

Beelzebubbles (CCo) - My husband
Totally expected. +3

Cacti3 (DCo) - My wife
You guys... +3

WhooDat4Life (Lo) - It will be Monday night at the gun range for this Who Dat. Oh and im pretty sure ill still be clowning my buddies after the molesting the Texans will receive from Ben Rapelessberger and the Steelers
Guns. Rape. America! +3

Topo Chicas (A-C) - Watch DWTS and do some online shopping.
That was my other answer. +3

Devil Dawgs (DD) - Polish up my resume and submit it for the recently vacated management position within the Boston Red Sox organization.  Idiots.
Straight gahbidge. +3

13 National Championships (CG) - Catch up on Boardwalk Empire, get drunk provably.
I want to assume "provably" is a combination of "proverbial" and "probably." I still don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty awesomener. +4


Pimp Posse (JB) - Watch Super Bowl 45 when the Saints beat the Colts in Miami. WHO DAT!"
Dat you. +3

Booyah! (MN) - Hard drugs.
If that what the kids are calling drinking juice with the little ones these days? These days, the kids probably use "drinking juice with the little ones" to mean something else too. +3

Naked Bootleggers (JN) - Weather forecast looks to be in the mid-60's and I'm shamefully out of home brew.   So I think I'll spend 4 hours in the garage brewing up an amber style beer, but wait football is on?  Good thing I have cable TV in my garage!
It only takes you 4 hours to brew and you do it at night? I don't understand Oklahoma, but hey, at least homebrewing is legal there now. +3

SEC Rejects (ANe) - Figure out which psychic betting service KP is using for the NCAA picks.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! (Let me know if you find out.) +5

1 Man Wolfpack (MF) - I'll probably go to Bed Bath and Beyond if there's time and maybe catch an episode of Teen Mom.
I'm not good at the sarcasm. For realz? +3

Team Awesome (SE) - Watch something else
Yeah. +1

Rose Ate It (SS) - Try to remember back to a time when the Cowboys had a decent QB.
Ummm. Like right now!? +3

Roughnecks (CW) - Recollect on how after Tony Dungy left both Tampa Bay and Indy, both teams went to crap.
Tony Dungy is the Jesus. +3

Hellfish (KSh) - Make some chili...with beans.
Now that you are a yank in Beantown, that is perfectly OK. +4

Throwin' Darts (MM) - What a fantastic opportunity to polish my nickel collection!  Nah, as bad as I have been doing doing in pick-em, I better start working on next weekend!
Work those nickels. +3

Dirt Burglers (D2) - I'm going to Disney Land!
Laughing in my head in an almost out loud fashion. +3

Above Average Joe (JG) - Watch it anyway
True and real. +3

Gig'em Baby (AP) - What are you talking about...I have LeGarrette Blount in 2 fantasy football leagues so I'll be watching the game!
Love this answer! +5

Chumlee's Banditos (KP) - Spend some quality time with my wife!
Define "quality." +3

Saturday, October 1, 2011

P-F11: Week 5 NCAA Results

updated 10/3/11 10:37 PM

Let's keep the SEC party going. WHOOOOOOP!

Lost in the Sauce is Not the Way They Planned It:
Have you ever thought you had something? Not just anything though, something really special. With the stakes high, you double down on your excitement. Then, before the betting is closed you go ahead and mortgage a future excitement and put that all down too. That's a good feeling.

Until you lose. That must be what it felt like to be Aggie this weekend.

It reminds me of this Devin the Dude song.

Devin the Dude - Lil' Girl Gone (featuring Lil' Wayne & Bun B)
Little girl gone somewhere out done stranded
Can't nobody find her and they don't understand it
She was raised good can't blame her parents
Lost in the sauce is not the way they planned it
Devin's got this great track, he writes a fairly catchy hook, then he goes for the slam dunk by enlisting not one, but two of the best "featuring" rap artists in the game at the time.

Devin: Ok Weezy. This is a song about how kids' lives don't always turn out like you expect, depsite you doing all you can as a parent.
Lil' Wayne: Swag. Young Money. Cash Money. Eh em.
Ok I'm talking bout a
Good girl gone bad
Crooked world wrong pad
Right mom wrong dad
Devin: Whoa Young Stunna. Remember dude, "she was raised GOOD can't blame her parents."
Lil' Wayne:
I sing this song mad but not mad enough to shoot you
But it just eats me up like some bbq from Luther's
Devin: H-toooown! (but yo, I think Pappas bought out Luther's)
Lil' Wayne:
Trust me I know what I'm sayin'
You will end up on the track of an oncoming train
Stuck in the passenger seat
Trying to do the fast lane
Devin: Alright Mr Make-it-rain-on-them-hoes. Good work, I suppose. Bun here?

Bun B: RIP to the Pimp.
Well once upon a time there was a mom and a dad
Who on the outside had everything people wished they had
A beautiful daughter two story house two car garage
And a white picket fence wrapped around the front yard
Devin: That's trill, but we are on the 2nd verse and you are kind of starting all over with the story.
Bun B:
See daddy was a doctor
And mommy was a banker
Mommy's job got outsourced
So now mommy's drinker
Devin: Aww, c'mon maaiinn!
Bun B:
Daddy had a malpractice suit
Now he's a snorter
And all this shits takin place
right in front of their daughter
Devin: CUUUUT!! For the love of drank! "Can't. Blame. The. Parents."
Bun B:
Caught in the middle of two wrongs trying to do right
Looking for answers alone in the darkness of night
That shit ain't tight
Nevermind. This is 100 year song anyway.

Scorecard:
Pickem-Football.com 2011 Week 5 NCAA Card (v1.0)-Scoreboard

No, how *YOU* doing?


Bonus Question:
We have 5 games on the card featuring matchups between undefeated teams. Correctly pick the winner (straight up) of all five games to win this week's bonus points.

Winners, and still undefeated: Kansas State, Clemson, Texas, Alabama, and Wisconsin.
Winners, and still good looking: Ferments-A-Lot (GN) and BlitzKrieg (RK) +6

I'm a Man I'm 40, Teach Me How to Gundy

NCAA Football TV Watching Guide 10/01/11

See you guys after the UCLA/Stanford game!!1!
ncaa-on-tv--2011-10-01